Misc Originals – David Warmke - Went To The Grocery Store Yesterday (Guitar)
Half-Step Down (Eb-Ab-Db-Gb-Bb-Eb)
Key
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Speed:
1.0x
Chords
[Chorus]
C G Went to the Grocery Store Yesterday Am F Fadd9 Got Almond milk, Soy Sauce, flat bread and Toilet Paper C G Now what’s wrong with this line, tell me, do you know Am Am7 F There ain’t no Toilet Paper anymore, now it is Bath Tissue
[Verse 1]
C G Bought some bath tissue came home and gave it a whirl Am F Hot soaking bath used it to scrub my body C G Man what a mess took a hour to drain the tub Am F This must not be right I’ll have to try this again.
[Verse 2]
C G Took a hot soaking bath used my wash cloth and soap Am F Worked great I Got out and tried drying off with that bath Tissue C G WOW, had to vacuum the hole bathroom and me Am F This must not be right, I’ll have to try this again
[Chorus]
C G Went to the Grocery Store Yesterday Am F Fadd9 Got Almond milk, Soy Sauce, flat bread and Toilet Paper C G Now what’s wrong with this line, tell me, do you know Am Am7 F There ain’t no Toilet Paper anymore, now it is Bath Tissue
[Verse 3]
C G Went to Lowes yesterday needed a new gas range Am F They didn’t have none, AGAINST THE LAW THEY SAID C G Got me Propane Grill and cooking out side Am F Kinda hard to cook in the Snow, but at least I am legal
[Verse 4]
C G Went to buy a new Ford pickup yester day Am F They was really expensive, costs hundred grand C G Runs on Electricity, got to recharge it every 200 miles Am Am7 F Fadd9 Can’t pull my boat, but I am Green, actually Fuming Red
[Chorus]
C G Went to the Grocery Store Yesterday Am F Fadd9 Got Almond milk, Soy Sauce, flat bread and Toilet Paper C G Now what’s wrong with this line, tell me, do you know Am Am7 F There ain’t no Toilet Paper anymore, now it is Bath Tissue
[Verse 5]
C G Springtime went to the track meet yesterday Am F Had Boys Girls and others running them races C G Not sure what those others were, Am F So I asked and said Oh you know there the broke
[Verse 6]
C G Took my garbage can out yesterday Am F Had a sanitation engineer come by and inspect it C G Had some old insulation and building scrape in it Am Am7 F It failed, started thinking I might could use it as toilet Fadd9 paper
[Outro]
C G Went to the Grocery Store Yesterday Am F Fadd9 Got Almond milk, Soy Sauce, flat bread and Toilet Paper C G Now what’s wrong with this line, can you tell me C Am G Were are stupid! we keep putting up put up with all C Fmaj7 Fadd9 G C this crap
Common Sense ain’t common no more!