Misc Originals – David Warmke - The Lemming Co Mission Statement (Guitar)
B Tuning (B-E-A-D-F#-B)
Key
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Speed:
1.0x
Chords
{Chorus]
G D We are the Lemming Company Am C We strive with the market leaders G D We employ a host of consultants Am Cmaj7 G We seek to duplicate the best in our field
[Verse 1]
Am We analyze the market leaders Em We learn from them Am Iron sharpens iron Em Consultants sharpen us
[Verse 2]
G D Now you, a semi valued employee Am C You must adhere to our strict guidelines G D Protocol is everything, it will be enforced Am C G As we strive to l look like a market leader.
[Verse 3]
Am Now you phone CSR’s are our front line Em You deal directly with our precious customers Am Our future rests in your hands Em You must follow protocol exactly
[Verse 4]
G D Always speak in a soft, feminine, oriental voice Am C Always read every line of your script G D Never deviate from the script Am Cmaj7 G Always remember, many PHD consultants wrote it
[Verse 5]
Am Most of all you should never, ever Em Answer a question simply, concisely Am A7sus2 Never speak in a slow, deep voice Em Always just read the script verbatim
[Verse 6]
G D Never be overly helpful, never be r genuinely human Am C Never trust your own skills or insights to help G D Remember failure to follow has its consequences Am Cmaj7 Resulting in immediate termination C G A Lemmings final leap, to elevate, the Lemming ompany upward
[Chorus]
G D We are the Lemming Company Am C We strive with the market leaders G D We employ a host of consultants Am Cmaj7 G We seek to duplicate the best in our field G D Am C G If You don’t like it, Go take a Flying Lemming Leap