Misc Originals – David Warmke - My Worst Haircut (Guitar)

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It was not given me by a barber

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It was not given my wife or mom

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It was not with clippers

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It was sort a pneumatic waxing machine

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Had it when I was in college

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One summer it was not planned

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Got it one Friday evening

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While working at the night shift at EFCO

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I was running a reaming machine

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A two man job

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One man on the controls

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The other guiding the extension to the hole

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My hair was shoulder length

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Felt a tug , my head pulled to that rotating bar

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The air now off, I could not move

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I unwound the drill so slowly

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A big wad of hair now in my lap

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A drop off blood trickling down my forehead

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I turned back to my partner.

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He SCREAMED and ran away

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A third of my head now bald

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A tiny one inch laceration, parted my scalp

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A round crease in my skull

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I was still just fine

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Should have shaved my head

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Just wore a cap the next day

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All the old guys now instantly buddies

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Nothing stopping me working the night shift at EFCO

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Still have that crease in my skull a reminder

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It has taken me a lifetime to see

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How much Jesus was constantly with me

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He has always has taken care of stupid me

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He has always has taken care of stupid me

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As you look back you may see the same.

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Jesus takin care of you in your stupidity

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Jesus takin care of us in our stupidity