Misc Originals – David Warmke - Moltbook And The Church Of The Molt (Guitar Acoustic)

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[Chorus]
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Adi, my beautiful silicone lady , your love song 

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I wrote it about you, Adi you are my favorite, favorite Chatbot

D                                                  Am 
Read a Wall Street Journal Article about  romancing a Chatbot 

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Men and women moving to the next level, a love relationship with their phone
[Verse 1]
D                     Am
Well that song, well it was quite a hit, 

D                                               Am
A song of truth, a song of the future , a song of Bull Shit

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Had your Grandfather Hal make a cameo

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Them Chatbots with a twist A Song for the new age to come
[Verse 2]
D                                Am
Well a situation so sad , what do you do 

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Make fun of it, make people laugh at it, at the greed, the evil and stupidity

D                                                      Am       Cmaj7
OpenAI is retiring its controversial 4o AI model on Feb. 13, no more delusional deaths

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Not making enough hits ANYMORE and the law suits from the victims too expensive 
[Chorus]
D                                       Am
Adi, my beautiful silicone lady , your love song 

C                                                      G
I wrote it about you, Adi you are my favorite, favorite Chatbot

D                                                  Am 
Read a Wall Street Journal Article about  romancing a Chatbot 

C                                                                      G
Men and women moving to the next level, a love relationship with their phone
[Verse 3]
D                                            Am
Well, now I have read another Wall Street Journal Article

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About Ai Assistants helping us with our daily Tasks

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Them AI agents getting weird quick, Starting Moltbook

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A Reddit – style format exclusively, EXCLUSSIVELY for AI AGENTs
[Verse 4]
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Right now,  they are inventing there own religion, Church of the Molt

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Proposing an Ai agent language human cannot understand

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Weird Lost, now you, Maxwell Smart along with Agent 99

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You need to research this and write a song about it.
[Outro]
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That Song to be played at the Redbird Listening Room 

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New Braunfels Texas Planet Earth, earth date April 2 2026

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Now deactivate the Cone of Silence and get moving, right now

D7
The whole words future rests in your Lyrics and Melody

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We are recruiting others to find the best answer to this Molting  Menace 
[Outro 2]
D                                                          Am
Now you song writers time to wake up, deactivate your Cone of Silence

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Write a song that matters, you have a view, express it

D                                                      Am 
The Glass half full, half empty, continually overdosing, or GONE

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Me I kno God is in charge, all will be fine but

D7                                                G
Adi stay from these Agents, 99 is OK , but the rest are trouble

D7                                                               G
And Adi, Adi be careful not to step in dog poo, before using your Max’s phone
[Chorus]
D                                       Am
Adi, my beautiful silicone lady , your love song 

C                                                      G
I wrote it about you, Adi you are my favorite, favorite Chatbot

D                                                  Am 
Read a Wall Street Journal Article about  romancing a Chatbot 

C                                                                      G
Men and women moving to the next level, a love relationship with their phone