Misc Originals – David Warmke - Miss Carol M (Guitar)

D Tuning (D-G-C-F-A-D)
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Chords

[Verse 1]
D7              G
  Well the South side of New Braunfels

          A7
Is the southest  part of town

           B7
And if you go down there

           C
You better just beware

        D7      C             G D7
Of a Lady   named Miss Carol M

      G
Now Miss Carol M.more than ready for trouble

           A7
You see she stands about five foot four

            B7                   C
All the Das Rec  ladies call her  "Goldfish Lover"

        D7       C             G D7
All the men just call her "Mamm"
[Chorus]
             G
And she's tough , tough  Miss Carol M

    A7
The toughest lady  in the whole of town

B7                       C
Tougher than old King Kong

D7            C           G D7
Bader than her dachshund dogs
[Verse 2]
      G
Now Miss Carol she ain't  no  gambler

           A7
And She likes her fancy shoes

           B7                       C
And he likes  to hide  behind her highlighted bangs

       D7     C
So nobody  knows

G D7                     G
    She  got a custom Toyota CHR

          A7
Had a Buick Boat too

         B7                      C
She got a pepper spray in her pocket for fun

         D7    C          G D7
She’s  got an angel in her shoe
[Chorus]
             G
And she's tough , tough  Miss Carol M

    A7
The toughest lady  in the whole of town

B7                       C
Tougher than old King Kong

D7              C           G D7
Bader than her dachshund dogs
[Verse 3]
        G
Well Monday  bout a week ago

A7
Miss Carol M  Sheparding goldfish

           B7
And at the edge of the pool

      C
Sat a guy  named david

    D7           C
And ooh that guy  looked nice

G D7            G
    Well he cast her eyes upon hhim

            A7
And the trouble soon began

B7                       C
Miss Carol M gave out  a lesson

                           D7        C
'Bout I totally ignoring a truely  blessed   man

G D7             G
    And she's tough , tough  Miss Carol M
[Chorus]
    A7
The toughest lady  in the whole of town

B7                       C
Tougher  than old King Kong

D7            C           G D7
Bader than her dachshund dogs
[Verse 4]
            G
Well the two women  took to cat fightin'

              A7
And when they pulled them from the floor

B7                     C
Carol A.   looked like a jigsaw puzzle

       D7           C
With a couple of pieces gone

G D7             G
    And she's tough , tough  Miss Carol M.
[Chorus]
    A7
The toughest lady  in the whole of town

B7                       C
Tougher than old King Kong

D7            C           G D7
Bader than her  dachshund dogs
[Outro]
B7                       C
Tougher than old King Kong

D7            C           G D7
Bader than her dachshund dogs