Misc Originals – David Warmke - Mass-Krug-Stem-Men 24 (Guitar)
Half-Step Down (Eb-Ab-Db-Gb-Bb-Eb)
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Chords
[Intro]
C G Went to the grocery store yesterday Am F Fadd9 Am Got almond milk, soy sauce, flat bread, toilet paper and Spam G Uh Huh Hey Hey G (Strum) Am G Now was on the going for that big time Celebrity Ham Uh Huh Hey Hey no Way G Am I got smart pickled Bobbies humbling Span on that river, not that G Am G G7 Am7 E A Showtime Celebrity Ham, Uh Huh Hey Hey, went the right way
[Verse 1] (3/4 Time Waltz, thumb - two finger roll)
G D I went to Krause’s for my 5th Masskrugstemmen finals C D An Austin cover band was playing lots of them Beatles tunes G D Sat front left, at a table by self, hoping Carola and Ryan C G Wound up with Helga and her husband filling them seats
[Verse 2] (3/4 Time Waltz, three finger pick)
G D I was planning on playing my Masskrugstemmen song C D Then winning big time holding to 26 min obliterating the field G D Just the Monday before realized it was too much about me C D I decides to set another records that will never to be bear G A one minute hole the shortest finals histroy
[Verse 3]
G D 24 contestants, 13 gals, 11 guys, there for that final hold C D Eddie Brown and the ladies state champ now the ones to beat G D Go as long as you can, just don’t spill a drop C D The last one standing goes to the nationals in, New York G City C D G Win Central Park CenterStage then go all the way to Germany
[Verse 4] (3/4 Time Waltz, three finger pick)
G D Now I took the first qualifier with 11 still had more C D Got my form verified quite good, no bent elbow G C Been training with a15 lb dumbbell, holding it left a dright, for 8 D G Holding in pain, holding in second wind, holding forever
[Verse 5] (3/4 Time Waltz, three finger pick)
G D 10 strapping young men and me in the final hold C D This year was gunning to take the whole show big time G C Been working out all year 800 hour with the world’s best trainer D Had final places 2, 3 4 and 5 under my belt now just C G needed a 1st for a top 5 finals sweep
[Verse 6] (4/4 Time, normal strum)
G C D Well I ended it at 1:00 min, sealed it with a sip and Prost C Am G Now the last man holding he went 13.11 C D7sus2 G That one arm tuba player Eddie Brown was the winner again C Am G Last time in New York, he took second, now singing a redemption song
[Verse 7]
G C D Now we got 5 national champions out of New Braunfels C Am G Looks like in a 6 weeks we’ll have 2 more G C With the help of my trainer and Me they should D dominate the big Apple show C Am G Who’d ever thought I’d become a beer holding coach
[Verse 8] (3/4 Time Waltz, thumb - three finger pick)
G D Now the 2024 finals it WAS very different C G Poised to win it all big time I decided to just walk away G D G Shared my story with all t our prehold meeting showing them the way to victory
(3/4 Time Waltz, two finger roll)
G D G All year my trainer calling every step, making hard seem so easy C D G I shared my story with them, setting all up for big show, big time victory
[Verse 9] (4/4 Time, normal strum)
G D C Now my trainer I never actually seen, just heard His familiar voice Am G The voice of the Lord, He guides me, he helps me G D The Lord has a plan for me, I know it’s includes winning C C Am D7sus2 D7sus4 Maybe cementing New Braunfels Steinasty, coaching Eddie and the rest G C D7sus2 D7sus4 G Holding ito the finals victory, bringing it all to the Lord
[Outro]
G C D Masskrugstemmen can change your life G C D Masskrugstemmen can change the world G C D All you have to do is G C D G Hold that Beer! HOLD THAT BEER, HOLD THAT BEER C G And learn to listen to the whispers the Lord C G Amen