Misc Originals – David Warmke - I Got Then California Stupids (Guitar Live)

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I got them California Stupids Blues

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My House in Paradise just turned to smoke

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My Business in the City of Fog just got  lost

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To top it all off my ex just got saved and moved to Texas

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Been living here in California since the early 60’s

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We been leading the nation most of that time

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We are progressive, we live green, we like pot

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I eat PETA bread and love our Greenpeace party

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Lately things they got kinda bad lost my business

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Shoplifting tough , Stealing not a crime any more

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Drugged homeless living and poopiong at my door

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Rent and insurance so high I just had to fold

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Now I live in a nice house in LA

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In the Hills with them movie elite

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It and the whole neighborhood burned to the ground

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But at least that Delat Smelt Fish is ok

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Insurance so high, I gave it up I could not afford it.

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Its all, Exxon and Global Warming, it’s their fault

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They killed California It used to be paradise

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Now it is a deserted desert, ain’t never been that before

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Now we just need to raise them old taxes 

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And get other states pitch in pay their part

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We know love , loving nature, man and movies

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We don’t put up with Christian Conservatives

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Now my ex wife she just got saved

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Moved to Texas to start a new life

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Said she was tired of them California Stupids blues

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Now She  turned right into a red dressed traitor

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I got then California Stupids Blues

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My House in Paradise just burned up

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My Business in the City of Fog got  trashed

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To top it all off my ex just got saved and moved to Texas