Misc Originals – David Warmke - I Got Grandmas Toenails (Guitar)
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[Chorus]
C G They are thick, arched and flakey F C Got white dust inside C G Big One right Big one left F C I got Grandmas Toenails
[Verse 1]
C Am They didn’t start out that way F C For years they were thin and strong C F G Ingrown a few times not Grandmas toenails F C They were my Toenails
[Verse 2]
C Em Then hit fifty and they changed F C Getting thicker crumbling when cut C G Took a while then I I knew F C I got Grandmas toenails
[Chorus]
C G They are thick, arched and flakey F C Got white dust inside C G Big One right Big one left F C I got Grandmas Toenails
[Verse 3]
C Am She never tried to fix them F C I ignored Tem a while C F G Then ask Dock, This should be easy F C WELL.................
[Verse 4]
C Em You can take these magic pills F Am It will go away quick, maybe your kidney too C F G Or you can use Camphor, Eucalyptus Oil and Menthol F C A cough suppressant and topical Analgesic
[Verse 5]
C G Gadd11 Got me some Vicks Vapor rum a stick and old sock. F C Swab them toes I make em shiny C G $3,99 a bottle, HEB Generic style F C C6 I Got that elderly smell, but them nails now Looking fine
[Chorus]
C G They are thick, arched and flakey F C Got white dust inside C G Big One right Big one left F C I got Grandmas Toenails
[Outro]
N.C.
High My name is David Warmke
N.C.
5 11 205+ I Got a mole on my back
N.C.
And I Got Grandmas toenails
F C Getting that mole removed C G Gadd11 Thanks to that cough suppressant and topical Analgesic F C My toenails there coming back