Misc Originals – David Warmke - Getting My Toenails Clipped (Guitar Live)

Drop D (D-A-D-G-B-E)
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Chords

[Chorus]
D                                               A
Getting my toenails clipped sounds easy, that ain’t so

D                                               G
Blown out hips touching my toes only a no go

C              A                          D
My pedicurist 300 miles away is at my boat on the bay,

D       A       G          C         A    D
Just need to get creative should be real simple
[Verse 1]
D                                               A
Getting new titanium hip, will get it done here before

D                                               G
Not enough time, just get it done in the hospital

C              A                          D
Only there a day, no way, now stuck at home row weeks

C              A                          D
Sock pull tool a hard go , got to get them nails clipped
[Verse 2]
D             A         G
Nurse only there one day no way

C            A                   D
Lots people called to ask if they can help

D             A          G
Not many will ask to cut my toenails

C            A                       D
Physical Therapist coming Monday will ask her
[Chorus]
D                                               A
Getting my toenails clipped sounds easy, that aint so

D                                               G
Blown out hips touching my toes only a no go

C              A                          D
My pedicurist 300 miles away is at my boat on the bay

D       A       G               C       A  D
Just need to get creative should be real simple
[Verse 3]
D                               A
A good lady friend to coming by today

D                               G
 Ask her, she brought waffles instead

C              A                          D
Said get with me Monday if your Pt is a no go

D       A       G               C        A    D
You would have thought I just asked her to marry me
[Verse 4]
D             A                              G
My house cleaner tomorrow bailed, she’s another no go

C                    A                   D
Another guy friend coming tomorrow, just ant right

D             A     G
Waiting till Monday to see

C            A        D
Maybe she will still marry me
[Chorus]
D                                               A
Getting my toenails clipped sounds easy, that ain’t so

D                                       G
Blown out hips touching my toes only a no go

C              A                          D
My pedicurist 300 miles away is at my boat on the bay

D        A        G             C   A   D
Just need to get creative should be real simple