Misc Originals – David Warmke - Getting My Toenails Clipped (Guitar Live)
Drop D (D-A-D-G-B-E)
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Chords
[Chorus]
D A Getting my toenails clipped sounds easy, that ain’t so D G Blown out hips touching my toes only a no go C A D My pedicurist 300 miles away is at my boat on the bay, D A G C A D Just need to get creative should be real simple
[Verse 1]
D A Getting new titanium hip, will get it done here before D G Not enough time, just get it done in the hospital C A D Only there a day, no way, now stuck at home row weeks C A D Sock pull tool a hard go , got to get them nails clipped
[Verse 2]
D A G Nurse only there one day no way C A D Lots people called to ask if they can help D A G Not many will ask to cut my toenails C A D Physical Therapist coming Monday will ask her
[Chorus]
D A Getting my toenails clipped sounds easy, that aint so D G Blown out hips touching my toes only a no go C A D My pedicurist 300 miles away is at my boat on the bay D A G C A D Just need to get creative should be real simple
[Verse 3]
D A A good lady friend to coming by today D G Ask her, she brought waffles instead C A D Said get with me Monday if your Pt is a no go D A G C A D You would have thought I just asked her to marry me
[Verse 4]
D A G My house cleaner tomorrow bailed, she’s another no go C A D Another guy friend coming tomorrow, just ant right D A G Waiting till Monday to see C A D Maybe she will still marry me
[Chorus]
D A Getting my toenails clipped sounds easy, that ain’t so D G Blown out hips touching my toes only a no go C A D My pedicurist 300 miles away is at my boat on the bay D A G C A D Just need to get creative should be real simple