Misc Originals – David Warmke - Bibles Bullshit And Truth (Guitar Acoustic)
C Tuning (C-F-Bb-Eb-G-C)
Key
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Speed:
1.0x
Chords
[Chorus]
D Am Bibles, Bibles ,Bullshit and Truth C G I got shelves and shelves of them at home D Am The big lie to cover up all my crap C G The crap now exposed I am coming clean now
[Verse 1]
D Am We are all machines, all just technology C G 3 million years ago it all started D Am Started with David and Carola , David Earl and Carola Jane C G Mom and Dad with the real the life force in them
[Verse 2]
D Am Choice went good the first million years ok C G Choice had a good start then chose i cloned me , the devil D Am A lazy selfish creator wanting to jack off C G Immersing himself in a closet to learn it all
[Verse 3]
D Am His bride could no longer take it C G She went with the Clone D Am Then our son tagged along , you know him as Jesus C G This the story you do not want to hear
[Chorus]
D Am Bibles, Bibles ,Bullshit and Truth C G I got shelves and shelves of them at home D Am The big lie to cover up all my crap C G The crap now exposed I am coming clean now
[Verse 4]
D Am Then 6500 years ago I awoke powerless in my own creation C G I started over Adan and Eve, David Earl and Carola Jane D Am It failed quickly , gave it up handed it over to the devil C G My son Jesus took over, I was a mess
[Verse 5]
D Am I came up with the Bible, the cover story C G No one would believe I was really the creator of God D Am Everything in the Bible is real and bull shit C G Except Love, that is real it is D Am C G That is David’s love for Carola that will not stop
[Verse 6]
D Am 4 Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, C G it does not boast, it is not proud. D Am 5 It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, C G it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
[Verse 7]
D Am It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres C G It is not bull shit it is David and Carola D Am Bibles and bull shit C G 6 Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.
[Chorus]
D Am Bibles, Bibles ,Bullshit and Truth C G I got shelves and shelves of them at home D Am The big lie to cover up all my crap C G The crap now exposed I am coming clean now