Misc Originals – David Daithi Mccutcheon - The Star Of The Line Dance Show (Guitar)

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She said, "Polish up your boots, tip your hat down low,

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Don't want to miss the start of the line dance show."

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"It ain't what I want, but I've got to do as I'm told,

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But I'm praying when we get there, all the tickets

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have been sold."

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The band was playing that same old country song,

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I stood on the stage, but it all felt so wrong.

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Thumbs in my pockets, I can't move my feet,

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My brain's shot to pieces, I'm as white,

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as white as a sheet.

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I've got two left feet, they're no help to me,

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And try as I might, I can't sing a song in key.

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I just don't have any rhythm, can't dance the do-si-do,

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So I won't be the star, won't be the star,

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of the line dance show.

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Those two left feet of mine' go where they' want to go

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I've cant see my boots' man' i'm getting ready to go

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Gotta get myself outa here' i just cant take any more

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Gonna run like a dog' with his ass on fire ' for the

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Nearest exit door

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If it's not what you want, just don't do as you're told

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I wish all those tickets, all those tickets had been sold

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Don't polish your boots, tell her, she needs to know

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You're never going near, anywhere near, anywhere near

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anywhere near another Line Dance show