Misc Originals – Dave Dershin - I Love To Hate My Cell Phone (Guitar)
Capo 5
Key
-
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Speed:
1.0x
Chords
[Intro]
G A7 C7 G
[Verse]
G A7 C7 G You buzz me awake at the crack of dawn, then steal my soul ‘til the day is gone. G A7 C7 G You’re smarter than me, that ain’t fair, still, I panic if you’re not there. A7 I scroll, I swipe, I waste my youth, ignore my friends, ignore the truth. A7 C7 D7 You’re my best friend and worst disease, Got me beggin’ on my knees
[instrumental]
G A7 C7 G G A7 C7 G You show me memes, you show me news, you track my steps, and sell my shoes. G A7 C7 G You know my secrets, know my face, but can’t find a signal any place! A7 You beep in church, you ding in bed, you autocorrect the words I just said. A7 C7 D7 I oughta toss you in the sea, but then who’d text “I miss you” to me?
[Chorus]
G A7 C7 G Ohhh, I love you, hate you, can’t escape you. You’re in my hand and in my brain. G A7 C7 G You light me up, then glitch and flake too, but I still charge you every day. A7 You’re my compass, crush, and savior, my alarm clock, judge, and jailer. A7 C7 D7 Can’t break up—I’ve tried before. You’re my third hand I can’t ignore.
[Bridge]
Em B7 C G I used to read books, stare at the sky, now I just scroll and let time fly. Em B7 A7 D7 I miss the silence, miss the void, but then… ding! And I’m overjoyed.
[Final Chorus]
G A7 C7 G Ohhh, I love you, hate you, can’t escape you, You’re in my hand and in my brain. G A7 C7 G You light me up, then glitch and flake too, but I still charge you every day. A7 You’re my compass, crush, and savior, my alarm clock, judge, and jailer A7 C7 D7 Can’t break up—don’t even try, I’ll die with you right by my side.
[Outro]
G A7 C7 G
N.C.
Hey Siri, remind me to get a life.