Misc Originals – Dane Rothenberg - Your Moms New Friends Kid (Guitar)

C#         G
Say hello

G#         F#                          F  
To your mom's new friends kid

                 B
Your mom has a new friend

            F#
And she has a kid 

            G#
so I guess he's your friend now

C#       G
Say hello

G#          F#                        F
It smells like he smells like pee

             B
His hands are sticky

             F#
And he's touching your things

            G#
I guess he's here now

F#       A                                C#
You're taking him home with you

G#
To watch DBZ

F#      A                     C#
He's talking over the show 

G#
Oh my god he just picked his nose

F#           A                   C#
And he's wiping on his seat

G#
You can see it with your eyes

F#         A                       C#
Mom when can they leave?

G#
You're not making more plans, right?

C#    G
Say hello

G#              F#                     F
Now moms making you be nice

                   B
Which is even more awkward

                   F#
Cause it's not like he's dumb

           G#
So now he knows something's up

C#     G
Say hello

G#               F#              F
Now mom's really hit it off

            B   
They're planning more playdates

            F#
And your dog is being nice

                    G#
Which feels like betrayal

F#       A                         C#
You're going home with him

G#
For pokemon

F#       A                  C#
He forgot to tell you

G#
He only has pokemon pinball

F#        A                      C#
And so he plays all by himself

G#
So bored you can cry

F#            A                                  C#
Mom this seems like it's more for you

G#
Than it is for me or him

F#          A                           C#
He's not coming home with me

G#
Let's play outside

F#           A                           C#
I'll pawn him off on the neighbor kids

G#
Find a second to run and hide

F#          A             C#
I'm not doing this again

G#
If I get in trouble that's fine

F#      A                          C#
Hey mom if you want friends

G#
Please don't include me next time

C#     G
Say hello

G#         F#                          F
To your mom's new friends kid 

F#    A              C#
He's going home with you

G#
To watch Dragonball z

F#        A            C#
But it's too scary for him

G#
Who gets nightmares from this?

F#        A                  C#
And now you're watching veggie tales

G#
How is this not worse

F#         A              C#
He knows the words to every song

G#
This isn't fun if you've already seen it