Misc Originals – Daisy K Meadows Sleepybeargames - Twitchy Business (Guitar)
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Twitchy Business
Lyrics by SleepyBearGames
Music by Daisy K. Meadows
start with organ
Bm G A
[Evil Laughter & Voice]
[Verse 1]
Bm Settle in, get comfortable G A Bm Don't be afraid Bm Prepare to make yourself more vulnerable G A Bm Just let me explain Em D G A Welcome to the worlds greatest live streaming service Em D G A We’ve given so many plebs a new purpose
(Pick up tempo with bouncy chords)
Bm We’ve got Cooking shows G A Bm Zoomers playing the latest battle royale Bm Yoga and fitness and people in the snow G A Bm Boomers losing whatever is left of their morale Em D G A Vtubers so comfortable in their own skin Em D G A Bm Or someone giving birth to the next of kin Bm So you wanna be famous, We got a lot of bots G A Bm Here's Bob Ross making art G A Bm We also have thots making farts
(Slow down the chords ever so slightly to get in a "Rubber Ducky" rhythm for this part)
Bm G A Watching twitch is so much fun Bm G A Come watch me in a tub
[Pre-Chorus]
Em D This Just in G A Bm we’ll come in like a ninja for the last kill Em D G A Bm God, mixer are you sad about that 30 mil Em D G A Bm While our content creators continue to push the envelope 4 G A Bm Look who suddenly dropped the soap
You ignorant dope
[Chorus]
G A Bm Be Courageous G A Bm open up to a new world G A Bm It’s Contagious G A You won’t get burned G A Get the Itch Em D A G Em G Bm Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeelcome to Twitch
[Verse 2]
Bm
So You’ve been inducedPrepare to be seduced
G A Download our app Bm Be inside while outside Bm Anywhere on the map
Especially the amazon
G A Bm With new emoticons Em D G A Becoming a social media butterfly Em D G A Bm And the apple in our eye Bm Don't worry about the ads
Visual stimulation you had
G A With a simple click Bm they‘ll stop laying it on thick G A Bm Oh, you started a hype train… G A Bm That was disdain in the membrane
[Pre-Chorus]
Valley Girl Voice
Em D G A Thanks uwu for the bits Em D G A No, you can’t see my tits Em D G A but here’s a link to my pornhub
N.C.
(spoken giggles)
N.C.
ooops hehe I mean my OnlyFans
Em D G A Thanks again for the prime sub G A Bm Don’t let anyone know the real plan
[Chorus]
G A Bm Be Courageous G A Bm open up to a new world G A Bm It’s Contagious G A You won’t get burned G A Get the Itch Em D A G Em G Bm Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeelcome to Twitch
[Verse 3]
Bm
Camera is gleamingYou sure are beaming
G A Bm Be sure to hit start streaming Bm No one knows you're here
Stream for one or four
G A Bm Now put yourself out there just like a whore Em D G A Congrats, you are a hard worker Em D G A At this pace you'll be a partner Em D G A Too bad chat was full of lurkers G A Guess who got to space Bm He’s definitely smarter
[Chorus]
G A Bm Be Courageous G A Bm open up to a new world G A Bm It’s Contagious G A You won’t get burned G A Get the Itch Em D A G Em G Bm Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeelcome to Twitch
[Outro]
Em D G A They say that it’s all about positivity Em D G A When the damn reality Em D G A Is that narcissism is the key Em D A G Em G Bm What a traaaaaagiiic travesty