Misc Originals – Cool Breeze - Charlotte (Guitar)
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[Intro]
C Am I'd only known you a day F And I could already say E7 Dm That you were the worst person G I had met in my life C Am Then the days started changing F G And the weeks went on by C Am F G For months I tried to change my mind E7 Now three years later Dm I want you to die
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[Verse 1]
C Am F G I want to bash your head in with a crowbar. C Am F G I want to stab you with a knife and twist. C Am F G One day I'll run you over with a tractor, C Am F G And then I'll feed you to a school of fish. C Am F G Perphaps I could impale you on a javelin C Am F G Or I could rip your bones apart limb by limb C Am F G Would it be cool if I cut off your head as a joke C Am F G And then I threw it to a pack of hungry zombie folk
[Chorus]
C Am Charlotte oh Charlotte F G Oh the ways that I would love to kill you C Am Charlotte oh Charlotte F G If I had a bear I would make it maul you E7 You know I'm only joking E7 I wouldn't hurt a fly Dm But if I went crazy G You'd be the first to die. C Am Charlotte oh Charlotte F G Oh the ways that I would love to kill you C Am Charlotte oh Charlotte F G If I had a bear I would make it maul you
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[Verse 2]
C Am F G Everyday you give me something different C Am F G A new reason to destroy your existence C Am F G Just the sight of you makes me sick C Am F G And when you start to speak I can't hold back the vomit C Am F G You don't know how to do anything right C Am F G Each time you move your mouth I want to start a fight C Am F G How 'bout I meet you in the parking lot at three o'clock C Am F G So I can beat your fugly fucking face in with a rock C Am F G Could I please cover you in gasoline C Am F G So I can strike a match and watch you scream C Am F G Don't worry you won't have to feel the pain for too long C Am F G Because I'm gonna shoot your head off with a shotgun
[Bridge]
C Am I'll cut you open with a bayonet F G So I can sell your organs on the black market E7 And when I need to dispose of the evidence Dm G A splash of H20 will make you melt you fucking wicked witch.
[Chorus]
C Am Charlotte oh Charlotte F G Could your sweet death be my Christmas bonus C Am Charlotte oh Charlotte F G If I had a whale you'd end up like Jonas. E7 You know I'm only joking E7 I wouldn't hurt a fly Dm But if I went crazy G You'd be the first to die. C Am Charlotte oh Charlotte F G Oh the ways that I would love to kill you C Am Charlotte oh Charlotte F G If I had a bear I would make it maul you
[Outro]
C You're voice sounds Am Kind of like an air horn F When you talk all I hear is G Honk honk honk honk honk honk E7 Dm Seriously I really fucking hate you E7 Dm G I had no idea anybody could suck as much as you do.
[End Chorus]
C Am Charlotte oh Charlotte F G Oh the ways that I would love to kill you C Am Charlotte oh Charlotte F G If I had a bear I would make it maul you