Misc Originals – Computersad - Social Chameleon (Guitar)

G            Bm
Yeah, I love The Office

    Em                    Cmin  C
And yeah, I love watching Friends

G                     Bm
How many times will I repeat this before

  Em            C    D
I get into your pants?

G             Bm
Sure, I wanna meet your friends

Em                     Cm  C
I'd love to meet your "fam"

G                Bm
But if I'm being honest, I'll never

Em       C       D
Be the Jim to your Pam

G                                 Bm
My interests and hobbies are more inspired by the size and

Em                       Cm                  C
shape and the space that exists between your thighs

G                                Bm
Tell me what you like and I will tell you a lie

Em                                C           D
I know it's hard to tell when I'm staring you in the eyes

G                   Bm
And I'll call you a whore

Em                              Cm            C
If I don't get what I want cause I don't respect women

G         Bm
Shitty comedian, I'm a

Em     C    D
Social chameleon

G5              B5
Yeah, I love adventures and

C5                  D5
Late night trips to shopping centers

    G                   Bm
And yeah I'll smoke you out but I'm

C                      D
Short on bud cause I'm in-between jobs right now

G5                  B5
I'll ask about your occupation and

C5                             D5
I'll act like I care about the classes you're taking

     G                  Bm
And, yeah I'll take you out

C                         D
To a McDonald's cause I'm low on cash right now

G               Bm
Every movie and TV show

C                           D
I've watched them all and I love every episode

G                    Bm
Every song and album recommendation I'll

C                    D
lie to your face and act like I don't hate them and

G                   Bm
And I'll call you a whore

Emin                             Cm              C
If I don't get what I want cause I don't respect women

G         Bm
Shitty comedian, I'm a

Em     C    D
Social chameleon

G5             B5           Em
I'll change my colors in between

          B5     A5
Every new social situation

G5        B5
Don't act like you

Em                  B5     A5
haven't enjoyed our conversations

G5          B5
I'll lie to you if

Em            B5      A5
that's what I think I should do

G5              B5
Cause I think I love you more

Em                 B5        A
than the dude that you're talking to

G                  B
And if my facade's not enough

          Em                          B           A
then I'll shut down and block you and tell you to fuck off

G                   B
And I'll call you a whore

     Em                            B             A
If I don't get what I want cause I don't respect women

G          B
Shitty comedian

      Em     B    D
I'm a social chameleon