Misc Originals – Cleuts And The Class 19 - Mcwar Was Nuts (Guitar)

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Now we learned a lot of stuff from Dunlap Hall

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And with so many lessons, we just can’t recall them all-

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From hyper-sonics, nukes, and quantum, and thoughts on future war

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To Uighur peasants boiling in leaky cauldrons

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But we thought we’d take some time to reminisce about the year

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And we hope you’re not offended, there’s no attribution here

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So, watch out for deer as this song tickles your ear

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Cause we’re on the bus from Quantico with war drums

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We learned that Jim Lacey’s nuts, and Doctor Shultz hates his guts

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Danielle loves knitting, Deppert’s is quitting

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We learned that Price gives all Bs, and Doctor Johnson //BREAK//who’s she?

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MCWAR’s in shambles, when Eskelund scrambles

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Well Colonel Russell had style with a charming voice and smile

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Getting grades back on your papers? that would surely take a while

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Cause he was packing up his office, getting ready to retire

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And he and Price were making wine in their bathrobes

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Doc Morgan all agree, ‘s-really nice as he can be-

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But oughta teach his buddy Clark, to wash his hands after he pees

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Cause most students at MCWAR want to avoid HIV

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And besides, //BREAK//  [RORY] THAT’S JUST GROSS, MAN!...[RORY AD LIBS]

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We learned that Shultz drops F-Bombs, like ROLLING THUNDER in ‘Nam-

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Sub-headings are for pussies, Nat’l power’s spelled DICME

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We learned to not give a crap, that Africa’s on the map

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Let’s fight in Asia! Europe? Nah Asia!

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We stole some NSA salads, split up trying to get to Offutt-

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Operation MEATDOUGHNUT, was quite catastrophic

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But Colonel Price made up for all of these losses, by guzzling down pounds of British sausage

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Well Lance’s voice was louder than the all dryers in the men’s room

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Rory’s attitude was harpooned and made into a cartoon

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When he got devil-dogged on the train to Shanghai

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Kari stole a G.O.s house, Hisham rarely showed for class-

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Masa’s running speed and field goal kicks, kicked all Marine ass

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And you can bet SPUD will turn your country to glass –

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Cause It’s always on the table! //BREAK// Genocide!

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We just we don’t give two fucks, Flag Football kicked all our butts

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Cause we can party, old folks can party

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We lost those days of Jim Thorpe, and bowling’s more of our sport

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With Peter Ryan, limos we’re ridin’

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Chili sang us “Word up”, with Karaoke J-Chuck

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His name is Luka, but don’t let it spook ya

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We gave the French a new flag, and gave the Great Wall a tag

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Berlin was epic, Calvados septic

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Did Vinnie Powers attend? Carrie! //BREAK// The photo shoot HAS TO END!

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Nak’s bobblehead champ, One instructor has a tramp stamp //SLOW TO A CRAWL///

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We now have full knowledge cups, we’ll graduate with some luck

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Cause it’s time to party, commence the party!!