Misc Originals – Clem Jervis - Stupid Idiot Moron (Guitar)
Capo 5
Key
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Speed:
1.0x
Chords
[Verse 1]
G Em Some things in life are somewhat easy to do C D But you can’t wikihow for someone to fall in love with you
[Chorus]
G Em Cus' I'm an idiot moron who can't flirt to save a life C D Just fill out this questionnaire and try to save me some strife G I don’t know am I doing it right Em Is my eye contact focused too tight C Are you lights flashing red yellow or green D All I know is you look like a dream G C Em D Of miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine, please give me sign
[Verse 2]
G Em Getting the plane off the ground is the hardest part C D Scourge the deep depths of yellow and send some emoji hearts G Em It’s going really well, hiar bron and humour deadpan C D Then throw your phone in a blender cus it's actually a forty year old man
[Chorus]
G Em Yes I'm an idiot moron who can't flirt to save a life C D Just fill out this questionnaire and try to save me some strife G Is this worth all the fuss Em Or are we just worthless cosmic dust C Social construsts aren’t real D Can I just give you a ring and kneel G C Em D And just cryyyyyyyyyyyy just please be mineeeeee
[Bridge]
Am E Is it really that hard to find someone who can stand me Am E All I need is someone who will hold my hand as we Am E Stay inside and watch low quality teevee Am E E7 Because I'm really really sorry but you're going to learn about me
[Verse 3]
G Em That I'm not romantic in the slightest Em D Will worry all my ideas are just being too trite it's G C Hard for me to show u that I love u Em D And I would do if I even only knew
N.C.
Whether you even like me or not, oh my god, oh my fucking gohhhhd
[Chorus]
N.C.
It's TRUE!-
G Em I'm an idiot moron who can't flirt to save a life C D Just fill out this questionnaire and try to save me some strife G Am I doing okay Em Te amo mi pocito dulce C Did that sound even a little sincere D I google translated myself here G Em I’m so embarrassed I seem pretty unintelligent C D You know what, I'd rather stay celibate N.C. G Because I'm stupid and it's not worth the fuss