Misc Originals – Clem Jervis - Sad Fella Hours (Guitar)

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Yes Hello my name is Clem

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Im fifteen years old and i want to be dead

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I have no porospects anymore

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Ive got no self respect i should just walk out the door

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Do us a favour and shut it, youre letting the heat out

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I can relate, my heart is an emotional drought

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I just want to chew a battery and go to bed

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And not wake up with a headache, just be dead

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Is that sad? I dont care

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Is it funny? No I'm more fragile than ceramicware

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Sorry this song hardly rhymes

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Im undertalented and I'm performing at an awkward time

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I'm Clem and i'm fifteen years old

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I'm somewhat worthy or so I have been told

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BUt that doesnt really interest me

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I'd rather chug cheap vodka and break my own knees.

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When I jump in front of a double decker bus

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And say fuck it all, i'm too tired to discuss

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Fifty miles an hour or more,

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WIll be enough to make my shrivelled heart soar

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Yes, sorry for taking up your precious time

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Indulge me as i riff on this shitty uke of mine

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If there's one thing you can learn from this tale

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Don't listen to me, that usually doesn't end well

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I'm a stupid bastard, self loathing i corral

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I'm a dick with bad eyebrows and even worse morals