Misc Originals – Christina Epiphany - Dyslexia (Guitar)

D          G                Em
Baby, I broke into your home

          A
And I watched you when you thought you were

   D
alone

            G                      Em
And baby, I broke a couple of your bones

           A                    D
And I stabbed you with a garden gnome.

                      G
But honestly, your animosity

                Em                      A
Oh, it makes me sick and I really don't deserve it.

                            D           G
And now you're mad at me, out of nowhere

       Em                        A
But honestly, I really don't care

D        G
Ohhh ooh

Em     A D
Ohh, Ahh

                    G                 Em
And baby, I told everyone that you're gay

                 A
But what does it matter anyway?

D        G                       Em
And I never gave you the time of day

          A                   D
And I never cared if you were okay

                      G
But honestly, your animosity

                Em                      A
Oh, it makes me sick and I really don't deserve it.

               D                 G
And now you're mad at me, out of nowhere

       Em                    A
But honestly, I really don't care

D        G
Ohhh ooh

Em     A D
Ohh, Ahh

    G                    Em
And I sold your favorite guitar

        A                  by D
And I crashed your daddy's car

G                     Em
And I ran over your dog

A                              D
And I did like everything wrong

       G                        Em           A
But you could never say that I weigh as much as

 D   G
your mom

  Em A
Your mom

  D   G
Your mom

  Em A
Your mom

       D              G
But you still love me baby

Em     A               D
   No, you could never leave

                         G
And you'll still call me baby

Em               A           D*
   You'll still come back to me