Misc Originals – Charlie Hueber - Catfish (Guitar)

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A swiped right on Tinder, thought I'd found my queen,

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But when we met in person, it was a sight unseen

Em
She used a pic from 1996

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I'm thinkin' to myself what the hell did I just get?

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She catfish, catfish, swam right into my heart,

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But when we met, she looked nothin' like her start.

Em
Oh, catfish, catfish, I should've seen the sign,

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this kind of crap happens all the time

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She said she loved the outdoors, a hiker to the core,

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But when I asked 'bout she meant the grocery store

Em
And that photo with a puppy, well, it wasn't even hers,

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I guess it's time to admit, I've fallen for photoshop

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She catfish, catfish, swam right into my heart,

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But when we met, she looked nothin' like her start.

Em
Oh, catfish, catfish, I should've seen the sign,

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this kind of crap happens all the time

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I tried to keep it cool, keep my laughter in disguise,

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But when she ordered a steak, she said, "Well-done, with extra fries!"

Em
I knew right then and there, this love was really doomed

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I wondered how much whiskey it would take to get me

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She catfish, catfish, swam right into my heart,

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But when we met, she looked nothin' like her start.

Em
Oh, catfish, catfish, I should've seen the sign,

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this kind of crap happens all the time

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So here's a cautionary song, a lesson to be learned,

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Be careful as you swipe because your heart can get burned.

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As for me  I'll laugh it off, find a love that's true,

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And steer clear of the catfish pond, so I can find the real you!