Misc Originals – Charlie Hodgson - My Girlfriend Left Me For Vader And The Dark Side (Guitar)

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When I first saw you, couldn't believe what my eyes see

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Met and fell in love in the Cantina in Mos Eisly

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Couldn't get enough of all the things that you do

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It was just you and me and my homey, Artoo

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Once upon a time you baked me Bantha-shaped cookies

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Looking at the moons of Endor, calling you my little Wookie

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Now that all seems long ago and far, far away

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'Cause I saw you and Darth holding hands in the hangar bay

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Then I saw you buy him an orange soda

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As envy turned me greener than my main man, Yoda

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You and I once had a Rebel Alliance

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But you left me for a dude who looks like an appliance

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Do you remember you and me

Em                C
Talking about the galaxy

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And what moon we would land on tonight?

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You said you'd call me later

Em             C
Then I saw you with Darth Vader

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I'm no Jedi, but this can't be right

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And I think you're turning to the Dark Side, aye aye

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Told my friends the force is strong with this one

Em                         C
Left me for the dark side, man do I feel dumb

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Found out later Lord Vader's quite a player

Em                                 C
Got her with the pick-up line, "I wanna Princess Lay Ya"

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They say once you go black, you never go back

      Em                       C
He's just using her to get his helmet waxed

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Took less than 12 parsecs to kick me to the curb and

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I gotta say I find your lack of faith disturbing

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Tried to get her back at any credit cost

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Even had her tracked by the bounty hunter, Bossk

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Now all I want to do is be through

C
And forget about that @#!$ - You said it, Artoo

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Do you remember you and me

Em                C
Talking about the galaxy

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And what moon we would land on tonight?

G               D
You said you'd call me later

Em             C
Then I saw you with Darth Vader

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I'm no Jedi, but this can't be right

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And I think you're turning to the Dark Side, aye aye

          Em
Who shot first? She always chose Greedo

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Blew my heart up with proton torpedo

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Like the Death Star, I fell apart when she said

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She likes her lightsabers much bigger and red

Em
I thought I had the charm and the wit of Han Solo

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Now it looks like I'm flying with my hand solo

C
Vader's package must be bigger than and AT-AT's

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Always said mine looked like an Ewok baby's

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My girlfriend left me for Vader and the Dark Side

   G          D            Em           C
My girlfriend left me for Vader and the Dark Side

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Yeah, she left me for Vader and the Dark Side

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My girlfriend left me for Vader and the Dark Side

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At least it wasn't for a Wookie...yeah yeah yeah