Misc Originals – Cellobotomy - Ruby Of The Sea Is The Best Lay Ever (Guitar)

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"Ruby of the Sea" - A Fanmade Critical Role Song Written by cellobotomy Tab by cellobotomy Strumming Pattern: boom-chuck boom-chuck boom-chuck chuck [Intro] D D Bm A x2 [Verse 1]
    D           D          Bm       A
The Ruby of the Sea is the best lay ever

   D               D          Bm             A
Companionship with her is the rarest kind of luck

    D           D          Bm       A
The Ruby of the Sea is the best lay ever

       D              D              G          A     D
'Cause she's the only courtisan that you should wanna fuck
[Interlude] D D Bm A x2 [Verse 2]
    D                  D                  Bm         A
You may have heard the falsehood that she works in a brothel

    D              D               Bm         A
But all the people saying that are absolutely wrong

   D                D               Bm             A
Compared to her all prostitutes are really kind of awful

   D               D                G      A       D
To find her in her fancy house just listen to your dong
[Bridge]
    G          G                     D               A
Her daughter's disposition, although blue, is always sunny

    G              G                    D               A
She never fails to spread the news, "My mom has sex for MONEY!"
Spoken: "Still..." [Verse 3]
    D           D          Bm       A
The Ruby of the Sea is the best lay ever

    D                D                   Bm           A
The rich will find a night with her will never have a flaw

    D           D          Bm       A
The Ruby of the Sea is the best lay ever

      D               Em                 G      A         D
She's well-to-do (and Jester too) 'cause of her hwah hwah hwahhhhhhhh!