Misc Originals – Callum Macinnis - Physio Profs Song (Guitar)

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Ignorance is bliss, knowledge is power

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stuck in between, anxiety for hourrrrrssss

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Oh Troy, you’re the man

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We all want to see that high kick, so now is your chaaaaaannnnce (cha= aaa = aaaa = ance)

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Now we go to dr sam and her furry best friend

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as Pts we are thrilled when Oakley is in

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we learn about growth and children but mostly laugh

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cause Oakleys eating muffins in the middle of class

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You are a great prof and could be a talk show host

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always showing up to class with a smile and some jokes

        G               D
Oh, Pt profs, you teach us a lot

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It is super interesting, but I guess sometimes it's not

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We have fun, but works not done

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now it all adds up, why they dont take everyone

        G               D
it’s no game, you’re not to blame

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through every lab and lesson, we’re never out of questionsssss

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now it's time for PTs pillar, and we all know that’s Dr  Millar

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when we are in class, it's always super fast

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If it’s lungs and breathing, she’s raising the bar,

Am                        C
Respiratory fires her up; you can see it from afar,

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When she teaches tidal volumes, it’s her favourite part,

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makes oxygen and airways sound like straight-up art 

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you taught us how to think, not just pass

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how to break down pain and call out the facts

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we use to want to know, what the hellss a myotome

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and now weee can read a case and stay in the zoonnnnneee

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Ortho and skills, she’s the game changer,

Am                                  C
I think we all know that im talking bout plater

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From rehab to sport she’s raising the bar,

Am          C
trying to make all new PTs go far

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Teaching us in skills, showing us your tricks

        Am                        C
Testing optic nerve to facial, and kept vagus in the mix

        G        D
Oh Pt Profs, you taught us a lot

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now we think were brilliant, even though we are not

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from anatomy to skills checks, its helped us grow

    Am                          C
, whether that was knowledge or better ways to cope

G               D
I hope this song gave you a laugh,

Am                              C
or a good enough incentive to, give me a pass

G                       D
cause that's the end of the talent show

Am          C
I hope you all had fun and this song didnt blow