Misc Originals – Butch Martin - The Makeup Song (Guitar)

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I met a girl out on the sand I tought That she was something grand,

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with her I would want to spend me life.

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and like a fool I didn't wait oh no I didn't hesitate,

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asked her right away to be my wife.

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She answered me so quick and smart I thought that I had won her heart,

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brudder was I in for a surprise.

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the minute I slipped on that ring she changed so much and that sweet thing,

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became a different girl before my eyes.

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The makeup melted off last night, oh my God what a fright

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your some lucky that you wasn't there,

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this story that I sing to you I guarrantee that it is true

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count your lucky stars you wasn't there.

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The first night that we got in bed I reached for her and found instead,

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a bald spot not her hair so nice and thick.

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Oh I could not believe my eyes but that was just my first surprise,

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so many others followed I got sick.

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Those lovely breasts I longed to touch turned out to be just nuttin much

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as she took off her padded underwear.

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At least her legs were looking good then I discovered one was wood

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worse thing was she really didn't care.

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The makeup melted off last night,oh my God what a fright

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your some lucky that you wasn't there,

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this story that I sing to you I guarrantee that it is true

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count your lucky stars you wasn't there.

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Well I jumped up turned on the light just to overcome me fright,

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she tried to sooth me with her toothless smile.

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She winked at me with her glass eye, I thought that I would surely die

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guess I just went crazy for a while

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Now by's I hope you listen to me don't be in such a big hurry

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when your out a looking for a wife.

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Make sure she really does have hair and all her parts are really there

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or youll be doomed to wonder all your life.

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The makeup melted off last night, oh my God what a fright

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your some lucky that you wasn't there,

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this story that I sing to you I guarrantee dat it is true

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count your lucky stars you wasn't there.

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I think I'll drink another dozen beer.