Misc Originals – Bugs - The Night That Jerome Kelleher Got Bait (Guitar)

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Well one by one we shot to brunch, to a pub called Aye

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We were feeling very much Jazzy

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You should see the drink we sank, and Dineen got a titty wank.

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And Foley was looking fierce snazzy

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Then we went from there, into Monty’s Lair.

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And drank away peacefully to start

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Then Jerome went up on stage, and I started to get afraid

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On the night that Jerome Kelleher got bait.

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Well, on the night that Jerome Kelleher got bait

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He looked like he got hit by a grenade

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What did he do then?, He got up and went out again

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Oh, I wish I saw the scene. He should have gone to A&E.

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And then the bouncer told me of their age.

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They were only thirteen, Kevin Cooper how ya been?

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But Sheaboy pucked em with a fit of rage.

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Well, we staggered on. Jack Sheehan rode a mom.

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Kevin brought a girl to Ogies and got laid.

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Colm gave Jack a hickie, wait until you hear bout sticky

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On the night that Jerome Kelleher got bait.

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Well, on the night that Jerome Kelleher got bait

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We were out in town, and we stayed.

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His face was a quick fix, And Eoin was home by six

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Well, we woke up next morning and gave Jerome a calling.

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He swore that he would never drink again.

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We’d a funeral and a rosary, I couldn’t look at Jerome too closely.

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And Dineen hit the town with 3 naggins

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We went out in the same clothes, looking for some whores

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We went to the castle, and we prayed

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He climbed in an upstairs window, for another titty wankerindo.

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On the night that Jerome Kelleher got bait.

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Well, on the night that Jerome Kelleher got bait

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Kev Cooper went to Ogies and got laid.

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Jack gave a milf a riding And Jerome got a hiding,

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On the night that Jerome Kelleher got bait.