Misc Originals – Brett Kline - The Retirement Home (Ukulele)
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The Retirement Home - Brett Kline
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Tabbed by: Brett Kline
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I wrote this song, and really want people to see it. I am also writing other songs too.
*palm muted*
F G I went to see my grandparents last week Am F I was greeted by some old freak F G He said "hello" at least five times to me Am F He's probably just losing his memory
*regular strumming*
F G I'm at the retirement home Am F I'm at the retirement home F G I'm at the retirement home Am F I'm at the retirement home - oh yeah!
*palm muted*
F G Look at them losing all of their hairs Am F Watch them falling down the stairs F G See that guy lying on his back Am F Maybe he's having a heart attack - oh yeah!
*regular strumming*
F G I'm at the retirement home Am F I'm at the retirement home F G I'm at the retirement home Am F I'm at the retirement home - oh yeah!
*palm muted*
F G You have to look out for these old folks Am F At any time they can have strokes F G But I feel most sorry for that one with the IV Am F I think that nurse accidentally switched it with pee
*regular strumming*
F G I'm at the retirement home Am F I'm at the retirement home F G That guy in the wheelchair is drooling foam Am F F At the retirement home - oh yeah!