Misc Originals – Brett Kline - The Retirement Home (Ukulele)

Key
-
Versions (2)

Auto-scroll

Chords

------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Retirement Home - Brett Kline ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tabbed by: Brett Kline Email: n/G I wrote this song, and really want people to see it. I am also writing other songs too. *palm muted*
 F                         G      
I went to see my grandparents last week

Am                        F
I was greeted by some old freak

 F                                     G
He said "hello" at least five times to me

 Am                             F                        
He's probably just losing his memory 
*regular strumming*
 F                G
I'm at the retirement home

 Am             F
I'm at the retirement home

 F                G
I'm at the retirement home

 Am             F 
I'm at the retirement home - oh yeah!
*palm muted*
 F                                G
Look at them losing all of their hairs

 Am                          F
Watch them falling down the stairs

 F                     G
See that guy lying on his back

 Am                         F 
Maybe he's having a heart attack - oh yeah! 
*regular strumming*
F                G
I'm at the retirement home

 Am             F
I'm at the retirement home

 F                G
I'm at the retirement home

 Am             F 
I'm at the retirement home - oh yeah!
*palm muted*
 F                               G
You have to look out for these old folks

 Am                 F 
At any time they can have strokes

 F                              G      
But I feel most sorry for that one with the IV

 Am                                  F
I think that nurse accidentally switched it with pee
*regular strumming*
 F                G
I'm at the retirement home

 Am             F
I'm at the retirement home

 F                            G
That guy in the wheelchair is drooling foam

 Am          F               F
At the retirement home - oh yeah!