Misc Originals – Brad Jessome - Skipping Christmas (Guitar)

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Well I started smoking on Christmas

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I was praying that Santa would miss us

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Cause when he comes to town I don't want to be around

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Cause I just end up fighting the

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missus.

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 And I'll say it once again

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 I'd rather be drunk with my friends

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 Than sitting with you all here on

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 Christmas

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 So let's raise a beer

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 and give a holiday cheer

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 cause next year were all skipping

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 Christmas.

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Well I started drinking on boxing day

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couldn't get it up enough to get laid

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So I guess I'll go home, rather be

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And not fuck the ho ho that i paid

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And I'll say it once again

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I'd rather be drunk with my friends

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Than sitting with you all here on

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Christmas

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So let's raise a beer

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and give a holiday cheer

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cause next year were all skipping

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Christmas.

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I started railing lines on New year's

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It happened after a few beers

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Started to sober up, so to get more fucked up

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I did Molly

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and then took some acid

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And I'll say it once again

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Now that I'm drunk with my friends

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sitting with you all here on

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Christmas

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So let's raise a beer

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and give a holiday cheer

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cause I can't fucking wait till next

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Christmas.