Misc Originals – Bigjeff - Crazy Little Thing Called Golf (Guitar)

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Crazy Little Thing Called Golf, BigJeff. [Intro] D Dsus4 D [Verse 1]
     D                    G          C      G
This thing called golf, I just can't master it.

     D                    G        C        G
This thing called golf, I must get a round in.

        D
I kinda hate it.

Bb           C            D
Crazy little thing called golf.
[Verse 2]
     D
This thing (this thing) called golf (called golf)

   G                        C          G
I whine (like a baby) been in the water all day.

   D                    G
I stink, but I'm tryin, I shank it all over like

C     G
a beginner.

        D        Bb           C            D
I kinda really hate it..crazy little thing called golf.
[Chorus]
              G         C            G
There goes my chip shot..I skulled that bitch again.

              Bb                  E            A
It's making' me crazy..it makes me want to drink tequila..

         F                               E A
and forget all about that eight.
[Verse 3]
          D                G        C     G
I try to be cool, relax, fire those hips, hit it in the fairway.

       D                          G
Take it back straight, hit it square, then I'm walking for a mile

      C     G
in the pine straw..

          D      Bb           C            D
Thought I was better..crazy little thing called golf.
[Interlude] Bb D Bb E A F E A [Verse 4] (A Capella)
           D                G        C     G
I gonna get a lesson, get straight, oh hell no, I'm not doing 10.

       D                          G
I think it's time for gear, maybe a driver, that'll fix my shit

      C     G
for a long damn time..

          D      Bb           C            D
Don't tell Wendy..crazy little thing called golf.
[Verse 5]
     D                    G         C      G
This thing called golf, I must, be addicted.

     D                    G        C        G
This thing called golf, stop talking I'm trying to hit.

        D
RT's not ready.

Bb           C            D
Crazy little thing called golf.
[Outro]
Bb           C            D
Crazy little thing called golf.

Bb           C            D
No, I ain't wearing shoes.

Bb            C            D
Hell no, they're not playing through

Bb           C            D
You set this shit up and take the abuse

Bb             C            D
Dang, my bag's empty, I need more booze

Bb           C            D
Crazy little thing called golf.