Misc Originals – Benny Johnson - Show Them (Guitar)

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G                              (D)          Em
Oh it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy

         C                               D
there's too much hate and killin' going on

     G             (D)               Em
but when I see the bare chest of a woman

     C                          D
my worries and my problems are all gone

C                                  D
noone thinks of fighting when they see a topless girl

Em                                 C                  D
maybe if you would show yours too, we could save the world

              G
Show them to me

     (D)      Em
Show them to me

C                                        D
unclasp your bra and set those puppies free

                G                             (D)     Em
they'd look a whole lot better without that sweater,baby i'm sure you'll agree

        C                  D
baby you've got two funbags

              G      (D)      Em       C        D
show them to me

G                          (D)       Em
I don't care if they don't match or one's bigger than the other

C                    D
you can show me one, and I'll imagine the other

G                      (D)Em
even if you're really old there's nothing wrong

C                                            D
don't be sad, your boobs ain't bad, they're just a little long

               G
show them to me

     (D)      Em
show them to me

     C                                   D
lift up your shirt, and let the whole world see

G                              (D)        Em
adjust this robe, show your globes, and a happy man i'll be

    C                     D
if you've got dos chichis
show them to me
C                              D
i've met a lot of them, but never one i've hated

C                                    D
even if you've had 13 kids and you think they look deflated

         C                                    D
there's no such thing as a bad breast, i believe this much is true
C D (let ring) if you're a big fat man, i'm a tittiefan, and i'd love to see yours too
                G
show them to me

      (D)      Em
show them to me

       C                          D
just like the girls gone wild on TV

G                            (D)        Em
just lean back and show your rack, and i'll be in extacy

C                      D
if you got two cosabas

               G D
show them to me

Em
come on baby let me see

C                                 D
all the world will live in harmony

G                                  (D)
it'll do you good, and it'll give me wood

Em
we'll make history

C
if you love your country
i'm gonna say it one more time
           C             D
I said if you love your country
then stand your ass up and show them big old titties to me