Misc Originals – Ben Puttmann - More Whiskey N You (Guitar)
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Chords
[Intro]
D G A D
D Right wing, left wing, the only wing that matters, D G Is the wing my dog drops, a the toe of my boot A Your shady politics don’t matter to me, G D cuz I can drink more whiskey ‘n you
[Verse 1]
D When I was eighteen, I was told to get a job D G Find what I love and be the best I can A I worked three days flippin burgers, fryin fries A D Three days was enough, just workin for the man
[Chorus]
D I told him don’t stand there and try to tell me what to do D G Cut me some slack man, I’m still brand new A You’re looking like you think you’re better than me, G D Bet I can drink more whiskey ‘n you.
[Verse 2]
D I was flippin through channels and I landed on eight D G A preacher man was telling me that Jesus saves A I didn’t disagree, but didn’t like his tone A D So I dialed up his number on the telephone
[Chorus]
D I hollered don’t stand there and try to tell me what to do D G Cut me some slack man, I know it’s true A You’re actin like you think you’re better than me, G D Bet I can drink more whiskey ‘n you.
[Verse 3]
D I was cruising down the gravel, just minding my own D G When I got stopped for drinking, in a no drinking zone A The officer said that I was under arrest A D Then he put me on my ass when I poked his chest, ...I told him...
[Chorus]
D Don’t stand there and try to tell me what to do D G I quit drinking when I saw your blue A You’re acting like you think you’re better than me G D Bet I can drink more whiskey ‘n you.
[Verse 4]
D Doctor said Benjo, y’got to slow it down D G This drinkin’s catching up, it’s gonna run you in the ground A He said forget about 50, if you don’t make a change A D I sat up in my chair and looked him in the face and said...
[Outro]
A G A D You can piss off, bet I can drink more whiskey ‘n you.