Misc Originals – Been There Dun Das - Christmas Ham (Guitar)

Key
-

Auto-scroll

Chords

Christmas Ham [Verse 1]
D                       E                                  D
 Waiting, watching the clock, it's Xmas eve, she’s got to shop

                   E
Buy ham, takes the store, she’s hosting a ham feast

       F             G
Butcher opens the door she strolls over

   F                    G
Holds her breath, looks the display over
[Chorus]
D               A             G         D
   She lies and says she's got a turkey to trim

             A         G  D
Can't find a Christmas Ham

              A          G         D
She wants a shoulder, or glazed instead

             Asus4      A
Can't find a Christmas Ham

             D         Dsus4  D
Can't find a Christmas Ham

             Asus4     A    G
Can't find a Christmas Ham       Oh
[Instrumental] D E [Verse 2]
D               E                                     D
  Swearing to herself, it was on the shelf just yesterday

                    E
She tells herself, oh

D                              E
  Memories, back when she was young and strong and waited for

    F        G
The meal to come along

F                           G
Swears she chewed it, now she swears it's gone
[Chorus]
D               A             G         D
   She lies and says she's got a turkey to trim

             A         G  D
Can't find a Christmas Ham

              A          G         D
She wants a shoulder, or glazed instead

 A         G  D
Can't find a Christmas Ham

              A             G         D
She lies and says she's got turkey and yams

             A         G  D
Can't find a Christmas Ham

              A          G         D
She wants a shoulder, or glazed instead

             Asus4      A
Can't find a Christmas Ham

             D          Dsus4  D
Can't find a Christmas Ham

             Asus4     A  G
Can't find a Christmas Ham
[Outro]
D                A  G
   She loves ham     yeah

D                  A           G
  She don't want to leave this way

D              A   G
 She needs ham        yeah

D                     A       G
 That's why she'll be back again

D             A          G
 Can't find a Christmas ham

D             A          G
 Can't find a Christmas ham

D             A          G
 Can't find a Christmas ham

D             A          G
 Can't find a Christmas ham
[Ending] D