Misc Originals – Bee Bo - Dating Trapps None Of Them Are You (Ukulele)
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C Cmaj7 It's dark in my room and I'm sitting alone G D The thoughts start to creep so I check on my phone C Cmaj7 Notifications flooding in with all these texts G B7 The conversations empty so I swipe to the next G G7 He's 5"9 cause that apparently matters C F He plays football and rugby, goes gym, and tries to chatter C Cmaj7 To any fit bird that looks his way, G B7 He loves adventures and F1, but he's hates cliché
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G G7 He's 6 foot and that's clearly important C F When his photos consist of bucket hats and an assortment C Cmaj7 Of brown fish and grey fish and yellow and green, G B7 And a festival photo from 2016
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G Well he's clearly a catch D Confused when we dont match F Am He says he's open minded but he's never D fucked a fat chick before G And you're gonna miss out D If you swipe left from doubt F And if you don't let him come over you are Am D stuck up, bitchy, ugly, and a whore C But none of them are you Em You were the moon once in blue F And if I waste time on what ifs Am D I'll remember the taste of your lips C And none of them are you Em Oh if only you were true F Am Gave me honesty, I'd of never had to leave, D And continue to swipe on these dudes, G But none of them are you. G G7 He's 5"4, and calls himself a short king C F Wants to find someone for his grandma's ring C Cmaj7 But he hates the queers, immigrants, and the trans, G B7 His hobbies are FIFA and smoking a gram
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G G7 He's 6"2, with a mullet and a tash C F His tattoos are tacky, but I'd probably still smash C Cmaj7 His bio is clever and hes got his own place, G B7 I swipe right but all I get is 'sit on my face'
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G Well he's clearly a catch D Confused when we dont match F Am He says he's open minded but he's never D fucked a fat chick before G And you're gonna miss out D If you swipe left from doubt F And if you don't let him come over you are Am D stuck up, bitchy, ugly, and a whore C But none of them are you Em You were the moon once in blue F And if I waste time on what ifs Am D I'll remember the taste of your lips C And none of them are you Em Oh if only you were true F Am Gave me honesty, I'd of never had to leave, D And continue to swipe on these dudes, G But none of them are you. G G7 He's 5 foot 6 and that's two different measurements C F He wants a goth girl but without the freaky elements C Cmaj7 He likes Pinterest tattoos and some Primark fishnets G B7 He'll lead you on and stand you up and you'll have nothing but regrets
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G G7 He's 5 foot 11 but he rounds it up to 6 C F Hes a modern viking man, looking for a trad wife chick, C Cmaj7 Who's got no education, underweight and off the grid G B7 Must be shaved fully hairless and just barely not a kid
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G Well he's clearly a catch D Confused when we dont match F Am He says he's open minded but he's never D fucked a fat chick before G And you're gonna miss out D If you swipe left from doubt F And if you don't let him come over you are Am D stuck up, bitchy, ugly, and a whore C But none of them are you Em You were the moon once in blue F And if I waste time on what ifs Am D I'll remember the taste of your lips C And none of them are you Em Oh if only you were true F Am Gave me honesty, I'd of never had to leave, D And continue to swipe on these dudes, C But none of them are you Em none of them are you F none of them are you G But none of them are you.