Misc Originals – Bee Bo - Dating Trapps None Of Them Are You (Ukulele)

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        C                   Cmaj7
It's dark in my room and I'm sitting alone

        G                        D
The thoughts start to creep so I check on my phone

       C                        Cmaj7
Notifications flooding in with all these texts

        G                     B7
The conversations empty so I swipe to the next

G                    G7
He's 5"9 cause that apparently matters

               C                  F
He plays football and rugby, goes gym, and tries to chatter

     C               Cmaj7
To any fit bird that looks his way,

          G                         B7
He loves adventures and F1, but he's hates cliché
LEFT
G                         G7
He's 6 foot and that's clearly important

        C                          F
When his photos consist of bucket hats and an assortment

     C                         Cmaj7
Of brown fish and grey fish and yellow and green,

     G               B7
And a festival photo from 2016
LEFT
                   G
Well he's clearly a catch

                      D
Confused when we dont match

       F                          Am
He says he's open minded but he's never

               D
fucked a fat chick before

               G
And you're gonna miss out

                      D
If you swipe left from doubt

           F
And if you don't let him come over you are

Am                D
stuck up, bitchy, ugly, and a whore

                C
But none of them are you

                    Em
You were the moon once in blue

         F
And if I waste time on what ifs

       Am                      D
I'll remember the taste of your lips

         C
And none of them are you

  Em
Oh if only you were true

            F                  Am
Gave me honesty, I'd of never had to leave,

            D
And continue to swipe on these dudes,

               G
But none of them are you.

      G                       G7
He's 5"4, and calls himself a short king

C                                   F
Wants to find someone for his grandma's ring

            C                     Cmaj7
But he hates the queers, immigrants, and the trans,

         G                B7
His hobbies are FIFA and smoking a gram
LEFT
     G                     G7
He's 6"2, with a mullet and a tash

C                                 F
His tattoos are tacky, but I'd probably still smash

        C                    Cmaj7
His bio is clever and hes got his own place,

             G                 B7
I swipe right but all I get is 'sit on my face'
LEFT
                   G
Well he's clearly a catch

                       D
Confused when we dont match

       F                          Am
He says he's open minded but he's never

               D
fucked a fat chick before

               G
And you're gonna miss out

                      D
If you swipe left from doubt

           F
And if you don't let him come over you are

Am                D
stuck up, bitchy, ugly, and a whore

                C
But none of them are you

                       Em
You were the moon once in blue

         F
And if I waste time on what ifs

       Am                      D
I'll remember the taste of your lips

         C
And none of them are you

  Em
Oh if only you were true

            F                  Am
Gave me honesty, I'd of never had to leave,

            D
And continue to swipe on these dudes,

               G
But none of them are you.

  G                      G7
He's 5 foot 6 and that's two different measurements

C                           F
He wants a goth girl but without the freaky elements

        C                         Cmaj7
He likes Pinterest tattoos and some Primark fishnets

             G                         B7
He'll lead you on and stand you up and you'll have nothing but regrets
LEFT
  G                            G7
He's 5 foot 11 but he rounds it up to 6

C                                F
Hes a modern viking man, looking for a trad wife chick,

        C                           Cmaj7
Who's got no education, underweight and off the grid

             G                        B7
Must be shaved fully hairless and just barely not a kid
LEFT
                   G
Well he's clearly a catch

                       D
Confused when we dont match

       F                          Am
He says he's open minded but he's never

               D
fucked a fat chick before

               G
And you're gonna miss out

                      D
If you swipe left from doubt

           F
And if you don't let him come over you are

Am                D
stuck up, bitchy, ugly, and a whore

                C
But none of them are you

                        Em
You were the moon once in blue

         F
And if I waste time on what ifs

       Am                      D
I'll remember the taste of your lips

         C
And none of them are you

  Em
Oh if only you were true

            F                  Am
Gave me honesty, I'd of never had to leave,

            D
And continue to swipe on these dudes,

               C
But none of them are you

                Em
none of them are you

                  F
none of them are you

                    G
But none of them are you.