Misc Originals – Austin Walker - Ballad Of Calta And Kelly (Guitar)

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Robert Kelly is a comic

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Funny as he can be

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You mighta seen him Bang, Bang

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Beatin’ drums as Bam Bam

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Or playing ole Sister Ping

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You know what dude, Life was good

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It was all cigars in the New York woods

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Then outta nowhere shit hit the fan

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And just like that he’s a regular man

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The Cellar closed it’s doors

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And he was outta work

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So he call up his number one best friend...

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Ole Cowhead was a boy

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Workin for a cross eyed cuck

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When one day the Cuck said

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for Cow to rub his head and ole Cow said

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You’re outta luck

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Twenty years later

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He leg dropped that hater

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And Cowhead dropped his name

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Now he’s known as Mike on 102-5

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Mike Calta rose to fame

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That’s when Bobby called him

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He said we gotta do something for the

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fans

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Now they’re live every single night

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cause they’re number one best friends!

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They’re number one best friends

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Almost a thousand pounds of funny

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They’re here to entertain you

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Not cause Bobby needs the money

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In this place you’ll laugh

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Right down from your belly

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So get in here, you half a queer

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It’s time for Calta and Kelly