Misc Originals – August Gladstone - The Actress (Guitar)

C
I’m dating an actress

G            C
Jeez Louise, wowee!

C
You might’ve seen her in the movies

     G             C
Or a show that's on TV

C
Or from those clips that leaked online

     G                 C
When she was young and free

C
I watch them each and every night

G                      C
Although the guy ain’t me

          Am
She’s the pride of every Ivory legged

C
Crook in Hollywood

    F
Who sold their souls for big desks

   C             G
Of fine imported wood

Am
Ten thousand gorgeous halfwits

         C
Feast on remnants of rapists

    F
But I’m dating an actress

  G                 C
I guess that means I made it

C
A plastic coated charlatan

     G           C
Just asked me to connect

C
The type to look into a mirror

            G           C
And just as soon become erect

C
But because of my hypocrisy

    G       C
And lack of self-respect

C
We went out for coffee

         G                C
And he’s not done talking yet

          Am
She’s the pride of every Ivory legged

C
Crook in Hollywood

    F
Who sold their souls for big desks

   C             G
Of fine imported wood

Am
Ten thousand gorgeous halfwits

         C
Feast on remnants of rapists

    F
But I’m dating an actress

  G                 C
I guess that means I made it

C
I love my actress girlfriend

    G               C
I’m lucky she loves me

C
She’s stunning in her finery

             G               C
You’ve never seen someone so sweet

C
But I would set it all ablaze

     G               C
I’d throw her to the street

C
If it got my body on the carpet

      G       C
Or my face on TMZ

          Am
She’s the pride of every Ivory legged

C
Crook in Hollywood

    F
Who sold their souls for big desks

   C             G
Of fine imported wood

Am
Ten thousand gorgeous halfwits

         C
Feast on remnants of rapists

    F
But I’m dating an actress

  G                 C
I guess that means I made it