Misc Originals – Art Williams - Honey-Do List (Guitar)

         C
Saturday morning,

           F
Monster in hand,

  G
I grab that honey-do list

                  C
like a real grown man.

        C
Fix the loose hinge,

          F
sweep the floor,

G                                 C
Suddenly I’m motivated to do even more.

               C
I’m mowing the yard,

                C
I’m folding the clothes,

             G
Knocking out chores

               C
like a weekend pro.

                     C                     F
She peeks around the corner, gives me that look,

     G
Like she just saw the hero

             C
in a romance book.

                C
I’m wiping down counters,

           F
taking out trash,

G
She’s smiling so big

                      C
it should come with a flash.

      C                        F
Every task done makes her mood upgrade,

           G
Apparently nothing’s sexier

                    C
than chores getting slayed.

                C
By the time I’m finished,

                F
tool belt still on,

    G
She forgets all about

                 C
what still needs done.

            C
Now I can’t move,

               F
can’t catch my breath,

      G
She’s hugging and kissing me

        C
half to death

          G                           G          C
She’s all over me like a red ant on a spilt snow cone.