Misc Originals – Ari Soo - Nobody Ever Buys Salt (Guitar)

       C    Bdim Am
Nobody ever buys salt

                 Em    G   F
It's always just there by default

             C        Bdim Am
How does it get there? No clue.

           Em         G    F
I've never bought it. Have you?

           Am           G         F         C
I've had a whole lot of people in my crappy life

        Am           G              Em           G
Who've abandoned and ditched me and left me with strife

      Am           G          F         Am
But I know that no matter how bad the assault

     C              F               G           C
That somewhere nearby me, there'll probably be salt

         C     Bdim Am
I work a nine to five job,

Em                        G    F
Everyone there calls me a slob

Dm           C        Bdim
But whenever I'm down,

Em                           G     F
I know that salt will always be around

C                      Bdim  Am
Salt is the condiment I need. Whenever I have a feed

Em
Whenever my life turns upsidedown,

  G                            F
I know that salt won't make me frown,

C                   Bdim
Cus when I shake it on my plate,

Am
My crappy life turns a little bit great

Em
I have one question though

G
Where does it come from I want to know/no-?

C    Bdim Am
(know)body ever buys salt

                 Em    G   F
It's always just there by default

             C        Bdim Am
How does it get there? No clue.

           Em         G    F
I've never bought it. Have you?

              C       Bdim     Am
Cus when I go home it seems to multiply

       Em           G     F
It's a little scary and I don't know why

          C           Bdim       Am
I want to know how it gets on my plate,

               Em       G            F
Before someone hunts me down and its all too late

       C    Bdim Am
Nobody ever buys salt

                 Em    G   F
It's always just there by default

             C        Bdim Am
How does it get there? No clue.

           Em         G    F
I've never bought it. Have you?

Am        G         F          C
In a dark alleyway, I once got mugged

Am         G            Em              G
But it's alright I just walked away and shrugged.

Am           G          F   Am
Cus I know when I walk back home,

C              F               G           C
Salt will be there, to make me feel not alone.

       C         Bdim      Am
When I killed my parents I used the salt

           Em          G      F
And then I stashed the bodies in my vault

     C                Bdim            Am
It's alright though because they were in a cult

        Em      G  F
I swear none of it was my fault

       C    Bdim Am
Nobody ever buys salt

                 Em    G   F
It's always just there by default

             C        Bdim Am
How does it get there? No clue.

           Em         G    F
I used it to kill my uncle too

           Am           G          F         C
I've had a whole lot of people who told me I can't,

        Am    G         Em           G
Do whatever I want so I then killed my aunt

      Am           G          F         Am
But I know that no matter how bad the assault

      C               F       G    C
I can always cover it up with some salt