Misc Originals – Angela Durand - The Outhouse (Guitar)

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There is an outhouse where we camp; It's painted ugly brown,

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And if you look on down that hole,

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You'll see one heck of a mound

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You guys, you're the lucky ones, you pee standing on your feet

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Us gals, we have no other choice,

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Than to sit on that ice-cold seat.

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Oh Mothers, tell your children, to watch out where they aim,

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Cos if there's urine on the floor,

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Well you're the ones to blame.

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Well the odour of the outhouse, it really does offend

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Sometimes the smell is so bad

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That I'd rather wear Depends

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There is an outhouse where we camp; It's painted ugly brown,

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And if you fall on down that hole,

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Your body will never be found