Misc Originals – Andy Harbach - Sex Sleep And Masturbation (Guitar)

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[Verse 1]
Dm
Go to bed at half past ten

Am
Ready to sleep tight

G
After playing with your phone

Dm
You turn off the light

Dm
Can’t sleep go online to see

Am
What NHS say

G
Problem is the screen you know

Dm
Must put it away
N.C. Bed’s for [Chorus 1]
F
Sex, sleep, masturbation

C
Nothin’ more to know

F
Sex, sleep, masturbation

C
Not usin’ your phone
[Verse 2]
Dm
In year eight at school they have

Am
Sex education planned

G
Teacher she is off on sick

Dm
Back to usin’ your hand

Dm
No condoms on vegetables

Am
Video on sex

G
Supply teacher won’t cover it

Dm
She’s really quite shit
N.C She don’t teach [Chorus 2]
F
Sex, sleep, masturbation

C
It’s something she don’t know

F
Sex, sleep, masturbation

C
Celibate you know
[Verse 3]
Dm
Mother in the cupboard finds

Am
Blow-up shagging sheep

G
Thinks its cute, but if she knew

Dm
Never get to sleep

Dm
Tells your Dad that he must look

Am
Knows what sheep is for

G
Son remember usin’ it

Dm
Just you lock the door
N.C. Bed’s for [Chorus 3]
F
Sex, sleep, masturbation

C
Best turn off the light

F
Else when masturbatin’

C
Your mum’ll have a fright
[Verse 4]
Dm
Visitin’ a Premier Inn

Am
Everyone’s in bed

G
Dream of spider in pizza box

Dm
Blood curdlin’ scream

Dm
Other visitors open doors

Am
Look outside to see

G
Whose been murdered in the night

Dm
Then go back to sleep
N.C. Their tryin’ to have [Chorus 4]
F
Sex, sleep, masturbatin’

C
Disturbin’ their night

F
Sex, sleep, masturbation

C
Gave them quite a fright
[Verse 5]
Dm
Couple go to bed one night

Am
Later have a child

G
Two years on do it again

Dm
Out  pop two, they’re wild

Dm
Three kids plenty for this pair

Am
What to do at night

G
Only sleep and masturbate

Dm
Boss has ruled that’s right
N.C. Used to be [Chorus 5]
F
Sex, sleep, masturbation

C
Set of twins will do

F
Just sleep, masturbation

C
No more sex for you
[Verse 6]
Dm
Sleep comes easier for you

Am
Now you know the rules

G
What to do when you’re in bed

Dm
Phone is just for fools

Dm
No use of screens in bedroom

Am
NHS is clear

G
Just buy a magazine instead

Dm
Wank  away my dear
N.C. Bed’s for [Chorus 6]
F
Sex, sleep, masturbation

C
Nothin’ more to know

F
Sex, sleep, masturbation

C
Not usin’ your phone