Misc Originals – Andy Harbach - Sex Sleep And Masturbation (Guitar)
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[Verse 1]
Dm Go to bed at half past ten Am Ready to sleep tight G After playing with your phone Dm You turn off the light Dm Can’t sleep go online to see Am What NHS say G Problem is the screen you know Dm Must put it away
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Bed’s for
[Chorus 1]
F Sex, sleep, masturbation C Nothin’ more to know F Sex, sleep, masturbation C Not usin’ your phone
[Verse 2]
Dm In year eight at school they have Am Sex education planned G Teacher she is off on sick Dm Back to usin’ your hand Dm No condoms on vegetables Am Video on sex G Supply teacher won’t cover it Dm She’s really quite shit
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She don’t teach
[Chorus 2]
F Sex, sleep, masturbation C It’s something she don’t know F Sex, sleep, masturbation C Celibate you know
[Verse 3]
Dm Mother in the cupboard finds Am Blow-up shagging sheep G Thinks its cute, but if she knew Dm Never get to sleep Dm Tells your Dad that he must look Am Knows what sheep is for G Son remember usin’ it Dm Just you lock the door
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Bed’s for
[Chorus 3]
F Sex, sleep, masturbation C Best turn off the light F Else when masturbatin’ C Your mum’ll have a fright
[Verse 4]
Dm Visitin’ a Premier Inn Am Everyone’s in bed G Dream of spider in pizza box Dm Blood curdlin’ scream Dm Other visitors open doors Am Look outside to see G Whose been murdered in the night Dm Then go back to sleep
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Their tryin’ to have
[Chorus 4]
F Sex, sleep, masturbatin’ C Disturbin’ their night F Sex, sleep, masturbation C Gave them quite a fright
[Verse 5]
Dm Couple go to bed one night Am Later have a child G Two years on do it again Dm Out pop two, they’re wild Dm Three kids plenty for this pair Am What to do at night G Only sleep and masturbate Dm Boss has ruled that’s right
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Used to be
[Chorus 5]
F Sex, sleep, masturbation C Set of twins will do F Just sleep, masturbation C No more sex for you
[Verse 6]
Dm Sleep comes easier for you Am Now you know the rules G What to do when you’re in bed Dm Phone is just for fools Dm No use of screens in bedroom Am NHS is clear G Just buy a magazine instead Dm Wank away my dear
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Bed’s for
[Chorus 6]
F Sex, sleep, masturbation C Nothin’ more to know F Sex, sleep, masturbation C Not usin’ your phone