Misc Originals – Andy Harbach - Sex Sleep And Getting Dressed (Guitar)
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[Verse 1]
Dm Go to bed at half past ten Am Ready to sleep tight G After playing with your phone Dm You turn off the light Dm Can’t sleep go online to see Am What NHS say G Problem is the screen you know Dm Must put it away
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Bed’s for
[Chorus 1]
F Sex, sleep, getting dressed C Nothin’ more to know F Sex, sleep, getting dressed C Not usin’ your phone
[Verse 2]
Dm In year eight at school they have Am Sex education planned G Teacher she is off on sick Dm Back to usin’ your hand Dm No condoms on vegetables Am Video on sex G Supply teacher won’t cover it Dm Really is quite shit
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Don’t teach
[Chorus 2]
F Boys sex education C Somethin’ she don’t know F No sex education C Celibate you know
[Verse 3]
Dm Visitin’ a Premier Inn Am Everyone’s in bed G Dream of spider in pizza box Dm Blood curdlin’ scream Dm Other visitors open doors Am Look outside to see G Whose been murdered in the night Dm Then go back to sleep
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You’ve been
[Chorus 3]
F Dreamin’ of a spider C Disturbin’ their night F Screamin’ in bedroom C Gave them such a fright
[Verse 4]
Dm Couple go to bed one night Am Later have a child G Two years on do it again Dm Out pop two, they’re wild Dm Three kids plenty for this pair Am What to do at night G Only sleep and that is all Dm Boss has ruled that’s right
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Now it’s
[Chorus 4]
F Sex, sleep, getting dressed C Set of twins will do F Just sleep, getting dressed C No more sex for you
[Verse 5]
Dm Sleep comes easier for you Am Now you know the rules G What to do when you’re in bed Dm Phone is just for fools Dm No use of screens in bedroom Am NHS is clear G Just a shag and then get dressed Dm Not your phone my dear
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Bed’s for
[Chorus 5]
F Sex, sleep, getting dressed C Nothin’ more to know F Sex, sleep, getting dressed C Not usin’ your phone