Misc Originals – Andrew Paratore - Your Parents Still Like Me (Guitar)
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[Verse 1]
G A7 I often think back to so many years ago F D7 When the garden of our love had grown thin G A7 You dumped me and slapped me and threw insults at me Am D7 Much to my chagrin G A7 ‘Twas a nasty breakup, hard feelings all around F D7 And to add to my pain within, G A7 You blocked me and mocked me and out of pictures you cropped me Am D7 G But your parents still like me, so I win
[Bridge 1]
B7 Em You know you played with my heart for a real long time B7 Em The damage there is done E7 A7 You crushed my soul you didn’t leave me whole D7 G And then just for fun B7 Em You sold my credit card on the Internet B7 Em and taught my parrot to swear E7 A7 You slashed my tires and keyed my car D7 G And you poured hot sauce in my underwear
[Verse 2]
G A7 It’s petty, I know, to play this game F D7 I’m not fighting fair it’s true G A7 But all’s fair in love and war and this was love so therefore Am D7 If you play by the rules you lose G A7 I tell you now, though my pride is marred F D7 My self esteem in a tailspin G A7 I still get your family’s Christmas card Am D7 G And your parents still like me, so I win
[Bridge 2]
B7 Em You see your dad calls me every Tuesday evening, now to trade B7 Em barbeque recipes E7 A7 I'm the president of your Mama's book club now D7 G This month we're reading War and Peace B7 Em And I helped them balance their checkbook, too B7 Em Got their finances consolidated E7 A7 And I play cribbage at the deli with your grandma, now D7 G But that's, um, unrelated
[Verse 3]
G A7 Life’s been tough, I will admit F D7 Since we have bid adieu G A7 You have my heart on a string Am D7 And you have one of my kidneys too. G A7 But my friends will always have my back and F D7 you are my friends’ next of kin G A7 So try as you might to derail my delight Am D7 G Your parents still like me, so I win