Misc Originals – Andrew Paratore - Weird Shit (Guitar)

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[Chorus]
G
Oh there’s some weird shit

C7                     G
Happening 'round here

G
There’s some weird shit

D7
That it makes it pretty clear

G                       G7
Don’t matter how I pray

C                             A7
I’m gonna see some shit today

G                                      D      G C G
There’s some weird shit happening 'round here
[Verse 1]
C7
Took a job building a ship but I fell asleep on shift

G
I woke up in the middle of a storm

C7
There were animals all around

A7
But no food to be found

D7
I had to chow down on a unicorn
[Chorus]
G
Oh there’s some weird shit

C7                         G
Happening 'round here

G
There’s some weird shit

D7
That it makes it pretty clear

G                             G7
Jehovah’s favor has gone sour

C                              A7
Yeah God’s gone mad with power

G                                      D      G C G
There’s some weird shit happening 'round here
[Verse 2]
C7
I took a holiday trip down the road to old Egypt

G
I wouldn’t recommend it to no one

C7
There were bugs in the air

A7
There were frogs everywhere

D7
I’m real glad I’m not a firstborn son
[Chorus]
G
Oh there’s some weird shit

C7                         G
Happening 'round here

G
There’s some weird shit

D7
That it makes it pretty clear

G                           G7
You’re gonna have a bad day

C                       A7
If you piss off Yahweh

G                                      D      G C G
There’s some weird shit happening 'round here
[Verse 3]
C7
Oh I was strolling down the road heading back to from Jericho

G
And Elijah walked by lookin pretty grim

C7
Some kids made fun of his bald head

 A7
“You’ll regret those words” he said

D7
Then two bears ripped them kids limb from limb
[Chorus]
G
Oh there’s some weird shit

C7                        G
Happening 'round here

G
There’s some weird shit

D7
That it makes it pretty clear

G                                    G7
Even if you ain’t got beef with Him

C                                  A7
You’ll still get smited on a whim

G                                      D      G C G
There’s some weird shit happening 'round here
[Verse 4]
C7
I went to school with this guy named Lot and oh boy I shit you not

G
His daughters did not know how to behave

C7
Lot locked himself inside a vault

A7
After his wife turned to salt

D7
And some freaky shit went down inside that cave
[Chorus]
G
Oh there’s some weird shit

C7                        G
Happening 'round here

G
There’s some weird shit

D7
That it makes it pretty clear

G                    G7
The Creator up above

C                            A7
Has a fucked up view of love

G                                      D         G C G
There’s some weird shit happening 'round here
[Outro]
G
Oh there’s some weird shit

C7                      G
Happening 'round here

G
There’s some weird shit

D7
That it makes it pretty clear

G                        G7
Don’t matter how I pray

C                              A7
I’m gonna see some shit today

G                                      D       G C G
There’s some weird shit happening 'round here