Misc Originals – Andrew Obrien - Cat (Guitar)

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[Verse]
D  G                A       G
30 Years We've Been Married

D        G               A     G
These 30 Years Have Been Good

D           G          A          G
Can't Say I Regret Any Part Of It

D                G         A      G  A
Wouldn't Take It Back If I Could

D                   G           A            G
But There's Someone Else In Our Marriage Now

D            G              A   G
Someone More Important That I

D                   G        A              G
Guess I Should Have Seen The Writing on The Wall

D              G            A    G
I'm Not Longer Her Number 1 Guy

Bm        A            G          A
The Worst Part Of This Situation

Bm          A                   G     A
I Help Take Care Of This Little Shit

Bm          A                  G         A
I Feed Him, Give Him My Bed To Sleep In

Bm       A                 G    A
Can't Believe I Didn't See It

D      A       G    A
I Wish I Was A Cat

D                 A                         G     A
She Loves Him And Pets Him And Calls Him By Name

D            A                       G            A
He's Always Ahead Of Me Laying Where I Would Have Sat

D           A            G      A
He's Really Good At This Game

D          G             A         G
I Can't Pinpoint When It Happened

D          G                 A     G
I Couldn't Tell You Just How Long

D         G           A                 G
I Don't Recall When I Became Her Number 2

D          G             A     G  A
That's The Point Of This Song

D    G        A       G
If I Slept 18 Hours A Day

D   G              A     G
And Licked, My Own Ass

D            G            A          G
She'd Put Me outside In A Heartbeat

D           G          A       G   A
To Sleep It Off In The Grass

Bm  A              G         A
I'm Sure She Would Leave Me

Bm             A        G      A
She'd Trade Me In For A Song

Bm            A          G         A
But That Damn Cat Gets A Freebee

Bm      A           G        A
He Just Can't Do No Wrong

D      A        G    A
I Wish I Were A Cat

D          A                  G     A
Pee On The Floor, Puke On The Mat

D             A             G         A
She Never Complains When He Does It

D                    A           G      A
From Me, She'd Never Put Up With That

D     G            A       G
Maybe I'll Just Be Lucky

D         G         A      G
To Reincarnate As A Cat

D           G               A           G
But With My Luck I'd Likely Belong To

D            G                   A      G   A
Someone Like Me Who Doesn't Like Cats

D      A        G      A
I Wish I Were A Cat

D                A                        G    A
You Know I Still Love Her In Spite Of Her Fog

D     A                           G       A
So It Seems I'll Just Put Up With That

D                  A        G             A
At Least She Still Likes Me More Than The Dog