Misc Originals – Alice - Buying Stuff Online Is Better Than Therapy (Ukulele)

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C
If you have continuous issues

G
If you're drained and life mostly sucks

F
Some will say there's a recipie

Just reach out for a therapy

Am
But that just doesn't seem right

N.C. So instead I'll

Am
Buy random stuff online

C
Cause it certainly will make me happy

Am
Buy random stuff online

F
Useless junk will numb the pain

Am
It is not counterproductive

C
It is not compulsive wasting

Am
I deserve a little treat for my sanity

F
Cause buying random stuff

N.C. Is better than therapy

C
Another pair of silly socks,

G
A book you'll never read

F
A mug that says "martini rocks"

Am
A beanbag for a kid

C
Tentacle shaped earrings

G
And shoes that wouldn't fit

F
They will distract you from feelings

Am
Having which you won't admit

N.C So you just go and

Am
Buy random stuff online

C
Cause it certainly will make me happy

Am
Buy random stuff online

F
Useless junk will numb the pain

Am
It is not counterproductive

C
It is not compulsive wasting

Am
I deserve a little treat for my sanity

F
Cause buying random stuff

N.C. Is better than therapy