Misc Originals – Alex Twig - The Biggest Dude In Town (Guitar)

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[Verse 1]
C                                    Am
Well I won’t ever go back to El Paso ohh noooo

G                                                        D
It’s changed a lot from them old spaghetti westerns that we grew up with

C                                                             Am
Oh Marty Robbins we were just three boys looking for what you wrote

G                                                          D
Just a trio of dudes tryin to feel something in the desert like all my hippie friends do
[Verse 2]
C                                          Am
You see the problem wasn’t the atmosphere, the tumbleweeds fed that

G                                                          D
The problem there was that it was three crunchy dudes with really long hair

C                                                      Am
So of course when we got to border patrol the big guys had to stop and stare

G                                                                 D
Well much like them ol’ bohemians we had some dirty feet and some bud to share
[Break] C Am G D C Am G D [Verse 3]
C                                                                                   Am
Well until you have dogs all around you don’t really realize that you're actually a cat person

G                                                                D
But then when nothing happens and you think that all is well and nothing can worsen

C                                          Am
The biggest dude in town jumps in front of you

G                                                             D
He yells roll down your windows but your in an old subaru and the window won’t go down
[Verse 4]
C                                                       Am
I flipped the switch but it would only go down an inch. How convenient

G                                         D
He said all the way and I said I’m tryin! Lord knows I was tryin!

C                                               Am
Boy you do just as I say and don’t ever do that again

G                                                              D
I said I promise sir! He said do you speak english? I couldn’t remember anymore
[Bridge]
D                                    Am
We comply Mr. Officer here is my ID. We ain’t got nothin to hide

D                                                          Am
We are but just three crunchy dudes from a hippy school in Florida

D                                                                       Am
He said that may be, but you best get a move on and don't ever let this happen again

D                                                  Am
So we started to roll on and I rolled up my window hoping to be long gone

D                                Am
He did it again the biggest dude town

D                                                 Am
He jumped again and yelled to roll it all the way down

D                                            Am
I said I’m tryin! I swear I’m not supplying! Oh ugh nevermind...

D                             Am
He says calmly… I missed one. Herb just give him your god damn ID
C [Break] C Am G D C Am G D [Chorus]
C                                    Am
Well I won’t ever go back to El Paso ohh noooo

G                                                        D
It’s changed a lot from them old spaghetti westerns that we grew up with

C                                                             Am
Oh Marty Robbins we were just three boys looking for what you wrote

G                                                          D
Just a trio of dudes tryin to feel something in the desert like all my hippie friends do
[Outro]
C                                                             Am
Oh Marty Robbins we were just three boys looking for what you wrote

G                                                          D
Just a trio of dudes tryin to feel something in the desert like all my hippie friends do