Misc Originals – Aj Keller - Big Jack (Guitar)
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Chords
(Parody of Big John by Jimmy Dean)
[Intro]
F G (Big Jack) F G (Big Jack)
[Verse 1]
G F Every morning in the shallows you could see him swim by, G F He was 44 inches weighed 19.5 G F Kind of thick all over from his head to his hip, G F G And if you were a walleye you didn't give no lip to Big Jack
[Chorus]
Em C D G (Big Jack, Big Ja----ack), Big Bad Jack. F G F Big Jack
[Verse 2]
G F No one was sure where that big fish came from, G F Some say he was spawned in a slough in Saskatchewan. G F But he grew up big and he grew up strong. G F His teeth got sharp, his fins got long, Big Jack
[Verse 3]
G F Then came the day at the bottom of the lake G F Jack thought he would snack on some weird looking splake, G F It was red, it was white, it was shiny and bright G F G He just had to strike it he just had to bite, Big Jack
[Chorus]
Em C D G (Big Jack, Big Ja----ack), Big Bad Jack. G G# F# Big Jack
[Verse 4]
G# F# He bit down hard and he swam like hell, G# F# The day started good but it would not end well for Big Jack. G# F# Letawsky was casting and jerking his rod frisky, G# F# Contemplating on life, his new tattoo, and kill-whiskey. G# G# When suddenly his Pfleuger started screaming and his rod started divin', G# F# He said "get the net boys it's a big one, I'm not jivin'" Big Jack
[Verse 5]
G# F# Chris fought that fish for what seemed like an hour, G# F# But the fish got tired and started losing fin power. G# F# They scooped him up with an oversize net, G# F# G# They weighed him, took his picture, and we all lost our bets, to Big Jack.
[Chorus]
Fm C# D# G# (Big Jack, Big Ja----ack), Big Bad Jack. F# G# F# Big Jack
[Verse 6]
G# F# Well Chris put that fish back in the lake, G# F# After kissing and cleaning the scum off his face. G# F# Jack swam away with a sore mouth and throat, G# F# And he looked up from the bottom and back at the boat, Big Jack
[Verse 7]
G# F# Just yesterday I heard someone say, G# F# That they seen a Big Jack in that same shallow bay. G# F# He was 52 inches and weighed 29.5 G# F# G# That fish swims around and he is still alive, Big Jack
[Chorus]
Fm C# D# G# (Big Jack, Big Ja----ack), Big Bad Jack.
[Outro]
F# G# Big Jack F# G# Big Jack