Misc Originals – A Song About Birds (Ukulele)

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The woodpecker bird likes pecking wood

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The bluebird's a bird that sings pretty good

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Sparrows are a bird that are pretty cool ay

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But the Ibis just drinks bin juice all day

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A crow is a bird with a heaps mad squawk

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A cockatoo's a bird with a sick mohawk

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Chicken is a bird that tastes good and lays eggs

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And ibis's are bin juice drinking dregs

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A goose is a bird that's chill like a duck

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An ibis is a bird that's a picnic wrecking fuck

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Doves are birds that represent purity

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And ibis's wreck picnics and disrupt the community

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Penguins are birds that fall in love and mate for life

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BUT IBIS'S FEEL NOTHING CUZ THEY'RE DEAD INSIDE

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A swan is a bird that's graceful and that

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And ibis's aren't birds they're feathered bin rats

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It's the ibis ibis bin juice drinking gronk

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Yeah the ibis ibis their beaks are gross and long

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It's the ibis ibis Picnic wrecking jerk

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It's the ibis ibis they're the worst bird

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The condor is an awesome bird of prey

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The hawk is a bird that's pretty cool ay

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An eagle bird soars through the sky as it hunts

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But ibis's are bin juice drinking cunts

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The albatross bird lives to maybe older

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A parrot is a bird living on a pirate's shoulder

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Parrots say cool shit like 'Polly want a cracker'

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But ibis's just fucken come up and harrass ya

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The lorikeet's a bird with a colorful jacket

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Ibis's can fuck off back to their home planet

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A seagull's a bird that scabs hot chips

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And there's only one bird that's scabbier than this

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It's the ibis ibis picnic wrecking irrits

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Yeah the ibis ibis I hope they don't come near us

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It's the ibis ibis bin juice drinking jerks

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It's the ibis ibis they're the shittest fucken birds

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The ibis is a picnic wrecking burden on humanity

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A dumpster diving bin-chicken disrupting the community

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Annoying the general public at every opportunity

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Disgrace to feathered creatures bringing shame on the bird family

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If there are any ibis watching this firstly - there's no bin juice here so you can fuck off

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Secondly get a job and fucken do something with your life Sort it out you're on the road to nowhere

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Go migrate to that garbage island floating in the middle of the pacific ocean or some shit I dunnno

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I'm not your dad I can't tell you how to live your life just do something and stop wrecking everyone's picnics Fuck

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It's the ibis ibis bin juice drinking cunt

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Yeah the ibis ibis that's ruining your lunch

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It's the ibis ibis Picnic wrecking jerk

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It's the ibis ibis what a cunt of a bird

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If I was an ibis I'd go kill myself