Misc Musicals – Young Frankenstein - Please Dont Touch Me (Guitar)

Bb                  Ebdim7 Bb6
Dream all you want my darl-ing

   C7sus         C7  F
Of every lustful situation

Bb7   Eb       Ebm/Gb
Those naughty thoughts

    Bb   Ab7  G7
Are fine with me

   C7sus    C7
As long as they

     C7sus    C7
Stay locked away

   C   Bdim7 C7 Cm7/F F7
In your i-mag-i-na-tion

        Bb
You can hug me 'til I scream

        Gm
If it's only in a dream

         Bb    Bdim7   F9
But please don't touch me

        Cm7
You can feel me 'til I squeal

        Cm6
Just as long as it's not real

         Cm7   F7#5    Bbmaj7
But please don't touch me

N.C.        Gm
You can stick me

Gm/F#   Gm/F
You can lick me

Gm/E    Dm       Dm/C#   Dm/C
You can pinch me 'til I'm blue

Dm/B    Fm7
You can bite me

      Bb7              Bb7
And delight me 'til I'm blind

        Gm7
You can savage me

    C9
And ravage me

  Fmaj9           F#dim7
I care not what you do

       C7/G   N.C.
If the lovely filthy things you do

                   F
Are only in your mind

        Bb               Bbmaj7
You can spank me 'til I'm red

        Bb6          Bb
If it's only in your head

     Bb7    Bb9#5 Eb6
But please don't touch me

Eb6                       Edim7
You can have me don't you see?

         Bb6/F      G7
If it's just a fantasy

   C9 Ebmaj7/F
But please

F13b9
don't

Bb
touch me

Am7b5     D7
After our wedding

          Gm    F#dim7/G Gm7 Gm6
You'll be oh so glad we waited

   Bb/C
Un'til then

          C9                  F    E/F Eb/F   F9
Take cold showers when you're over-sti-mu-la-ted

N.C.                Edim7
Anticipation is sublime

      Bb/F                   Gm7
And although you might think I'm

      C9
A tease

     Cm9   F13b9
Please don't

Bbdim7 Bb Bbdim7 Bb
touch me

       Bbm
Do not hug us

Bbm/A  Bbm/Ab
Do not drug us

Bbm/G  Fm      Fm/E   Fm/Eb
Do not slug us 'til we cry

Fm/D    Abm7
Do not throb us

         Db7           Gb
'Til you rob us of our wits

         Bbm7
We won't poke you

          Eb9
We won't stroke you

           Abmaj9        Adim7
'Til we're just about to die

    Eb7
But even in your wildest dreams

       Ab7
Don't dare to touch our tits

      A7
Don't dare to touch our tits

      Bb13              B13
Don't dare to touch our tits

              C13
To touch our tits

             Db13
To touch our tits

Db7
Tits, tits, tits, tits

                     G
Tits, tits, tits, tits

G6 Gmaj7 G6 G G#dim7 Am7
Tits!

D7 Am7 D7 G7
Our tits!

           C6         C#dim7
When we're absolutely wed

        G6/D            A9
You can do it 'til we're dead

Cm6        G6/D
'Til then please, please, please

                   C#dim7/D
We're down on our knees

N.C.                          D
Please keep your hands off these

D13
Please

G
touch me

G7        C7
We won't touch you

G
Please don't touch me

G7       C7
We won't touch you

      D7#5  G
She's so touchy

G6
Oh!