Misc Musicals – X Factor The Musical - I Cant Sing (Guitar)

Em                       A
   I’d like to find the right words.

Em                 A
   Hidden inside a song.

Em               A
   I’d like serenade you

             Dm   C   A#
But it would come out wrong.

A#maj7                Am7
      Maybe you won’t believe me

    Dm7       Am7    A#maj7
But singing's not my style

            Gm7 Am7
Because I'm so afraid you

            C
Might just laugh and run a mile

  C     F       F     Dm    Cm
I can’t sing, I can’t sing

        A#                       Gm7
Open my throat and windows start crack,

            A#                        C
I thought a quaver was a cheese based snack

  C     F       F     Dm    Fm
I can’t sing, I can’t sing

Gm7                   F
   There’s a millions songs I have mangled,

A#                  F
   Every note in my throat just gets tangled

Gm7                     F                           F   A       Dm
   Sounding more like a cat being strangled, by its own ball of string;

Cm      A#      C     F
I can’t sing, I can’t sing

  D     G       B     Em  Dm
I can’t sing, I can’t sing

G          C                           Am
I can just hear the crowd call out for less

C                              D
Flat as a pancake in a trouser press

        G             Em
I can’t sing, I can’t sing

Am7                    G
   Don’t know how my poor granddaddy stuck it

C                 G
  I can’t carry a tune in a bucket

Am7            G                         G    B       Em
   Anybody ‘ll tell you I suck, it’s the god damndest thing

        C   D         G
I can’t sing, I can’t sing

A#
  It’s a tough handicap

C
  I can’t sing I can’t even rap (break it down y’all)

Dm
  I can’t dance, it’s too bad

C
  I move worse than a white boys dad.

D#
  I can’t tweet, I can’t blog

F
  I look rough as a rover’s dog

Gm                    A#                         D
  I can’t do anything, worst of all I just can’t sing!

Gm7                   C
   I need to break it too you

Gm7               C
   Unaware as you are

Gm7                      C
   You have the voice of angels

               Fm D# C#
You’re born to be a star

C#maj7                    Cm7            Fm7 Cm7      Cm#maj7
      You are the kind of girl that, but anyone would love

                        D#
These are gifts from up above

        G#        C    Fm
You can sing, you can sing

        C#                   A#m7
Had no idea I didn’t think I could,

               C#                   D#
Thought I made Geri Halliwell sound good

        G#            Fm
You can sing, you can sing

A#m7               G#
    If you say so, maybe I can hack it

C#                    G#
   If it’s not such a god awful racket

A#m7                 G#
    Don’t forget you could win a packet

      G#   C      Fm
I can just hear, ‘cha ching’

A#m7                     G#
    It’s my granddaddy’s dream I’m fulfilling

C#                      G#
   Love is strong, even death cannot kill it

A#m7                    G#
    And ill rise out of this, should god will it

      G#  C        Fm
I got something to bring

     C#           A#  D#
I can sing, I can sing