Misc Musicals – Why Am I So Single - Why Am I So Single (Guitar)

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[Intro] So tell me, what actually happened?
                                                      Gbm
So I match with this guy on Hinge, we start chatting and  suddenly I'm like

                         D
Oh shit, I recognise that  company name, that's where the Ex works

                       Bm
And just to confirm, this is the Ex?
Yeah, the Ex
A
So I'm like, ooh, do I really want to go for a drink with someone
who may in fact currently be sharing desk space with the one that got away?
       D
And I'm  like, yes of course
Yeah, that obviously
                      Bm
Yeah, cos like what could possibly go wrong?
Well? [Verse] A So it's like any other day So you're charming and you're Gbm great Yes, I've had all my flaws but strapping
D                                               Bm
Because it's going well, I'm thinking what the  hell
I'll ask about my ex, what's the worst A thing that could happen? No, don't tell me, aah!
                         Gbm
Yes, he's moving out to  Paris with a girlfriend What?
Which shocked me D So naturally I cried, my date was terrified
Bm         E
 And said, hey let's be friends

                             Am
But now I'm pretty sure he's blocked me
[Pre-Chorus]
           G           Gm
What sucks though, is I know

         C                        F
The Ex is out  there practising  Francais

Am               G               Dm
 Meanwhile I'm  sat here in your  flat

               F                 G
Back here with  you listening to me say
[Chorus]
          C
Why am I  so single?

 Em
Why am I so alone, I'm so Am ready to mingle

 F           C
Why Am I so single?

 Em
My bed's more bad in that backyard, Of Kris Kringle

 F
I don't C get it

      F
 just  forget it

                         G
And I think I'm a decent  catch

       E              Am
But every  time I find  a match

C           D
 No matter what I do

  F                  C                           Dm
I end up sitting here sinking, my troubles in a  drink

                    G                C
In your flat still  thinking, why am  I so single?
[Verse]
                     Am
Ok, let's stop this moping and go out on the town

            F
No, I'm too sad and alone
Come on, we'll pit it red baby, redder than your puffy eyes Great, thanks for that
Db                                  Bbm
 Ooh, I know, let's go away together  again
On another writing retreat?
                                   Gb
Bashed out the musical we've got to do

                                                             Bbm
Oh, I'd love to, but I've got a very busy schedule of weeping to keep up with you unfortunately

                                   Ebm 
Oh my god, come on, no no no no,  shut up, it'll be so fun
Remember last time
Ab    Dm 
 We  got that little countryside Airbnb
I'd make you breakfast at the AGA Oh yeah
Gb
And on the night the rain poured, I sat with you and endured

                                       Db
All five feature films in the Twilight  Saga
Jacob showed his torso, more and more and more So I quietly opened Grindr
Gb                                                         Eb
But the app was in abyssal, while you stayed to watch them kiss
I went to bed and had me own happy ending
Ab
     Wait, what?

Dbm         Abm    B            Bm
    Actually,  wow, hearing that  now

        E                   Dbm
Makes it sound like I'm some  rejectee
But no, that's me
                             Abm
Yeah, cause, for that to be  true

             Gbm             A                 B
I would need  to have had an  actual boyfriend too, dump me
[Chorus]
        E
Why am  I so single?

            Abm
Why am I so  alone?
Why am I so alone?
      Dbm
I'm so ready to mingle Listen, man

A                 E
  I don't get it, why am I so single?
Why am I so alone?
Abm                               Dbm
   They say go get him, tiger, but  I'm no Bengal

               A
Like the Jungle Cat
Thanks, we get it Shall we do it? Sure AbmF I know I'm a fucking ten, but when Im At The
Dbm
   Dating man

         Gb
No matter  what I do

Gb  A                  E           Gbm
 I end up sitting here sinking me troubles in a drink

                  E
In me flat still  thinking, why am I so single?
So we poured ourselves another glass Chatted more But don't worry, we didn't lose our composure at all
Gb
   You're so nice

Abm
    You're so nice

         Db             Gb             F
Both of  us are just so  very nice and  handsome

_ Ab _ Gm
          We are well read

Fm
    Good at giving advice

                Eb                   Ab
We're sensually  wealthy and advertly  wealthy

           Fm           Bb
So what the fucking hell  is going on?
What the fuck is going on? Why am I
Ab
    Why am I so single?

Am                                  Dm
   I'm trying hard to score but I'm stuck in goal

_ Bb
     I don't get

Abm
    Why am I so single? _

Am                                       Dm
   The only thing I'm eating out is this  tube of pringles

  C
     He doesn't get it

Abm
     Why am I so single?

 Am  Dm
   I

_ Bb
    never get it

Ab
     Why am I so single?

             A
It's like the  singing

                                       Dm
You're the only thing you can share with  me
But I'm not bilingual I'm bilingual
C
   I don't get it

            Eb
Why am I so  single?
C
F
   Yeah, maybe this is why actually
Yeah, probably yeah